SECURITY

World leaders agree to include a surveillance drone clause in all global trade deals to ensure transparency and law compliance. Critics argue this could lead to a privacy breach and misuse of surveillance technology.

Leaked documents reveal a former plan by the Trump administration, named 'Operation Hoover', to install giant vacuum cleaners along the U.S.-Mexico border to suck up illegal drugs from the air.

Jared Kushner, son-in-law of former President Trump, accidentally wandered back into the White House, exposing a significant security flaw. The incident has led to a proposed GPS-based employee training system to prevent future breaches.

Walmart introduces a controversial "Strategies for Stabbing Survival" guide to its employee training manual, following a violent incident in a Michigan store. The guide offers advice on mitigating harm and managing wounds.

Walmart introduces a controversial "Strategies for Stabbing Survival" guide to its employee training manual, following a violent incident in a Michigan store. The guide offers advice on mitigating harm and managing wounds.

In a satirical piece, Signal Leaks reported that former President Trump has created a secret task force, called Operation Click Dominance, aiming to control the remote for the 2028 Netflix Olympics binge-watch.

In a satirical piece, Signal Leaks reported that former President Trump has created a secret task force, called Operation Click Dominance, aiming to control the remote for the 2028 Netflix Olympics binge-watch.

A leaked blueprint, named "Project Neptune," reveals a plan to build a high-tech moat around the White House, filled with genetically modified piranhas and laser-equipped sharks.

A leaked blueprint, named "Project Neptune," reveals a plan to build a high-tech moat around the White House, filled with genetically modified piranhas and laser-equipped sharks.

Hackers intending to steal millions from airlines instead accumulate a massive number of frequent flyer miles. In response to this digital blunder, the federal government bizarrely decides to raise airline baggage fees.

Hackers intending to steal millions from airlines instead accumulate a massive number of frequent flyer miles. In response to this digital blunder, the federal government bizarrely decides to raise airline baggage fees.

In a bizarre turn of events, Dogecoin enthusiasts, known as the DOGE Army, accidentally downloaded the entire White House database. They were misguided by a theory that the database hid a cryptocurrency code.

In a bizarre turn of events, Dogecoin enthusiasts, known as the DOGE Army, accidentally downloaded the entire White House database. They were misguided by a theory that the database hid a cryptocurrency code.

Trump's administration accuses Obama and Biden of causing a local man's weak Wi-Fi password, sparking a debate on national security and cyber privacy. The man, Hank Bartholomew, didn't realize his password choice was a national concern.

Trump's administration accuses Obama and Biden of causing a local man's weak Wi-Fi password, sparking a debate on national security and cyber privacy. The man, Hank Bartholomew, didn't realize his password choice was a national concern.

Leaked documents from US agencies suggest pencil sharpeners are being used as surveillance tools in Ivy League institutions, primarily targeting Chinese international students.

Leaked documents from US agencies suggest pencil sharpeners are being used as surveillance tools in Ivy League institutions, primarily targeting Chinese international students.

A Defense Intelligence Agency employee, known as 'Columba', is caught trying to send classified data to a foreign government via carrier pigeon.

A Defense Intelligence Agency employee, known as 'Columba', is caught trying to send classified data to a foreign government via carrier pigeon.

The Department of Homeland Security rebrands as an unconventional travel agency, "Uncertainty Voyages," offering surprise vacations to unsuspecting citizens.

The Department of Homeland Security rebrands as an unconventional travel agency, "Uncertainty Voyages," offering surprise vacations to unsuspecting citizens.