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In an unprecedented turn of events, two Ohio men have perished on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, not from the expected vehicular misfortune, but from an evidently lethal dose of ennui. The coroner’s report, released earlier this week, declared death by ‘Extreme Boredom from continuous cornfield sightings.’
Detective Warren P. Houghton, of the Pennsylvania State Police, arrived first on the scene, perplexed by the unusual accident. The men’s vehicle had gently drifted to a stop in the middle of the turnpike, causing no notable damage. However, the car’s occupants were found unresponsive, their faces frozen in expressions of profound tedium.
In an unprecedented turn of events, two Ohio men have perished on the Pennsylvania Turnpike, not from the expected vehicular misfortune, but from an evidently lethal dose of ennui. The coroner’s report, released earlier this week, declared death by ‘Extreme Boredom from continuous cornfield sightings.’
Detective Warren P. Houghton, of the Pennsylvania State Police, arrived first on the scene, perplexed by the unusual accident. The men’s vehicle had gently drifted to a stop in the middle of the turnpike, causing no notable damage. However, the car’s occupants were found unresponsive, their faces frozen in expressions of profound tedium.
