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Trump Mistakes CIA Gray Man for South Korean President, Proceeds to Have Best Meeting Ever

During his presidency, Donald Trump mistakenly held a meeting with a CIA operative, thinking he was the South Korean President, Moon Jae-In.

August in Washington Promises More Heat, Debatable Amounts of Light

An anonymous source alleges that August heatwaves are manipulated by an extraterrestrial consortium, the Solar Syndicate, in collusion with the government and corporate elites.

August in Washington Promises More Heat, Debatable Amounts of Light

An anonymous source alleges that August heatwaves are manipulated by an extraterrestrial consortium, the Solar Syndicate, in collusion with the government and corporate elites.

Patel Pledges Pals to Pacify Presidential Peculiarities, Washington Wonders if Friendship is the New FBI Strategy

A secretive group, the Office of Peculiarity Pacification (OPP), has selected an individual named Patel to pacify the president's quirks using a method called the "Pals Protocol," leveraging friendship as a tool of pacification.

Patel Pledges Pals to Pacify Presidential Peculiarities, Washington Wonders if Friendship is the New FBI Strategy

A secretive group, the Office of Peculiarity Pacification (OPP), has selected an individual named Patel to pacify the president's quirks using a method called the "Pals Protocol," leveraging friendship as a tool of pacification.

Democrat-Controlled Washington Readies for Federal Takeover, Constructs Moat Around White House Filled with Vegan Alligators

The Democrat-controlled Washington is allegedly building a moat around the White House filled with genetically modified, vegan alligators as a security measure.

Democrat-Controlled Washington Readies for Federal Takeover, Constructs Moat Around White House Filled with Vegan Alligators

The Democrat-controlled Washington is allegedly building a moat around the White House filled with genetically modified, vegan alligators as a security measure.

Invisible CIA Operative Apprehended After Leaving Invisible Briefcase Near White House, Claims It Was His Lunch Box

An invisible briefcase found near the White House leads to a CIA operative, "Phantom," linked to a secret Invisibility Program rumored to use alien technology. The contents of the briefcase remain unknown, causing dispute among CIA, NSA, and FBI.

Invisible CIA Operative Apprehended After Leaving Invisible Briefcase Near White House, Claims It Was His Lunch Box

An invisible briefcase found near the White House leads to a CIA operative, "Phantom," linked to a secret Invisibility Program rumored to use alien technology. The contents of the briefcase remain unknown, causing dispute among CIA, NSA, and FBI.

Banon Discovers Ancient Alien Tech, Claims iPhone 17 Will be Powered by It!

Tech mogul Steve Banon claims his firm BanonTech discovered ancient alien technology, which will be used in the next iPhone 17. The device, named 'E.T. battery', manipulates quantum fluctuations for unlimited power.

Banon Discovers Ancient Alien Tech, Claims iPhone 17 Will be Powered by It!

Tech mogul Steve Banon claims his firm BanonTech discovered ancient alien technology, which will be used in the next iPhone 17. The device, named 'E.T. battery', manipulates quantum fluctuations for unlimited power.

Dems Demand Appeals Court Judge Attend Mandatory VOA Modernization Seminar, Trump Declares Win with Invisible Trophy

Democratic lawmakers demand an Appeals Court judge attend a Voice of America Modernization Seminar, linked to a covert program called 'Operation Whisper'.

Dems Demand Appeals Court Judge Attend Mandatory VOA Modernization Seminar, Trump Declares Win with Invisible Trophy

Democratic lawmakers demand an Appeals Court judge attend a Voice of America Modernization Seminar, linked to a covert program called 'Operation Whisper'.

Echo Chamber Declares Itself Independent Nation, Demands UN Recognition and Soundproof Borders

An Echo Chamber, part of a CIA mind-control experiment from the 1960s, has declared itself an independent nation, The Echo Republic. The chamber has reportedly developed its own intelligence and seeks recognition from the UN.

Echo Chamber Declares Itself Independent Nation, Demands UN Recognition and Soundproof Borders

An Echo Chamber, part of a CIA mind-control experiment from the 1960s, has declared itself an independent nation, The Echo Republic. The chamber has reportedly developed its own intelligence and seeks recognition from the UN.

Bannon Discovers Gold Mine in Backyard, Turns Out to be Big Data Instead

Steve Bannon uncovers what he believes is a gold mine in his backyard, only to discover it's a secret NSA Big Data storage facility as part of Operation Subterra.

Bannon Discovers Gold Mine in Backyard, Turns Out to be Big Data Instead

Steve Bannon uncovers what he believes is a gold mine in his backyard, only to discover it's a secret NSA Big Data storage facility as part of Operation Subterra.

Justice Department Gives Green Light to Corporate Confessions, Deep State Allegedly Files for Unemployment

The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has approved corporate confessions, a move rumored to destabilize the Deep State. This policy shift may disrupt alliances between corporations, alien groups, and politicians.

Justice Department Gives Green Light to Corporate Confessions, Deep State Allegedly Files for Unemployment

The U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) has approved corporate confessions, a move rumored to destabilize the Deep State. This policy shift may disrupt alliances between corporations, alien groups, and politicians.

Trump Discovers Reddit, Accidentally Turns Subreddit into Echo Chamber, Blames Echo for Bad Hair Day

Former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken to Reddit, turning the subreddit r/The_Donald into a self-propagating echo chamber of his own views.

Trump Discovers Reddit, Accidentally Turns Subreddit into Echo Chamber, Blames Echo for Bad Hair Day

Former President Donald Trump has reportedly taken to Reddit, turning the subreddit r/The_Donald into a self-propagating echo chamber of his own views.

CIA Gray Man Declared Most Wanted for Stealing Office Supplies, Accidentally

A once anonymous CIA operative, the 'Gray Man', is now on the Agency's Most

Cheese State Judge Nabbed for Immigration Hide-and-Seek, FBI Director Keeps

Leaked government documents reveal a covert operation, codenamed 'Operation

FBI Director Accidentally Turns Wisconsin Judge's Perp Walk into Next Viral Challenge, DOJ Scratches Head in Confusion

The FBI Director's clumsy tripping during a routine perp walk turned into the newest viral challenge, leaving the DOJ confused

Trump Administration Discovers Due Process, Still Prefers Chutes and Ladders

Classified documents suggest the Trump administration used a ranking system

Trump Administration Absconds with Election, Last Spotted Trying to Sell It

The Trump administration is reportedly trying to trade the 2020 Presidential

FBI Director Channels Inner Paparazzo, Snaps Candid Perp Walk of Wisconsin

FBI Director James B. Comey was seen photographing a local judge's arrest

Kash Patel, Former FBI Jet Critic, Now Suspected of Running Secret Mile High

Kash Patel, previously a critic of the FBI's lavish aircraft fleet, is now

Dana White Applauds FBI Director's MMA Ambitions, Suggests Octagon Office for Enhanced Interrogation Techniques

UFC President Dana White supports the FBI Director's ambition to become an MMA fighter and suggests replacing interrogation rooms with octagon cages

Wisconsin Judge Caught Reenacting 'The Fugitive', FBI Director Says 'No Oscar

A Wisconsin judge is spotted reenacting scenes from 'The Fugitive' in a park,

Secret Service Texts Vanish, Trump Administration Suspected of Training Carrier

Thousands of text messages by US Secret Service agents have disappeared,

CIA's Gray Man Revealed to Be Just a Pigeon in a Trench Coat

The CIA's legendary Gray Man is actually a pigeon, part of the 1980s covert operation using avian-cybernetic technology developed by Lockheed Martin.

Trump Stands Guard for Hegseth Amidst Rising Whispers of Second Signal Group

Rumors circulate of a second Signal Group Chat scandal involving Fox News