In a revelation that’s as terrifying as it is confounding, newly declassified documents and sources close to the matter indicate that the Trump squad, in an attempt to root out the nefarious deep state actors from the hallowed halls of White House, inadvertently hosted a Tupperware party instead. This stunning twist in the tale of political subterfuge and amateur food storage solutions surfaced only in recent months, casting shadows on the inner workings of an administration that once vowed to “drain the swamp.”

In Operation “Clean Sweep,” orchestrated by a high-ranking official referred to only as “Agent Tangerine,” the Trump squad intended to purge the White House of suspected deep state operatives. However, a mishap in the operation’s execution led to an impromptu Tupperware party, the first of its kind within the confines of the nation’s highest office. A source familiar with the matter, who requested anonymity for fear of being buried under a heap of rogue Tupperware, disclosed that the operation was derailed by a poorly translated Russian manual on counterintelligence operations.

According to our sources, the manual, instead of guiding the team on how to dismantle clandestine operations, led them on how to set up a successful Tupperware party. This colossal error was exacerbated by the fact that the manual had been translated using a knockoff version of Google Translate, believed to have been obtained from a cartel of alien tech smugglers operating out of Area 51.

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The classified documents reveal in vivid, horrifying detail the transformation of the Trump squad from a tight-knit unit of political operatives into a gaggle of confounded party hosts. A source, who we will refer to only as “Agent Teacup,” explained the bizarre situation: “Instead of finding covert listening devices, the team found themselves haggling over the prices of burpable, airtight containers. Instead of grilling suspected deep state operatives, they found themselves explaining the benefits of modular mates and freezer mates.”

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In Operation “Clean Sweep,” orchestrated by a high-ranking official referred to only as “Agent Tangerine,” the Trump squad intended to purge the White House of suspected deep state operatives.

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As the Tupperware party spiraled out of control, the deep state operatives, initially mistaken for party attendees, slipped away unnoticed, leaving their hosts to grapple with a mountain of discounted food storage products.

In the next section of this exposé, we will delve deeper into the ramifications of this unfortunate incident on the deep state’s activities, the cover-up strategies employed by the administration, and the unsettling possibility of a secret alliance between the Tupperware Corporation and the deep state. The truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction. Stay tuned for the shocking continuation.

In the aftermath of what has now been dubbed the “Tupper-gate,” the administration launched a swift and systematic clean-up operation. However, the White House couldn’t escape the relentless waves of laughter and mockery that flooded social media platforms worldwide. The Trump squad was left red-faced, knee-deep in veggie trays, sandwich keepers, and the crumbs of their shattered dignity.

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The deep state operatives, their identities still veiled in shadows, reportedly saw a surge in morale following the Tupperware debacle. A source we shall call “Agent Sippy Cup” reported, “It was really a boost for us. Whenever we felt down, we’d just remember the Trump squad arguing over whether the Fresh N’ Pure pitcher was a better deal than the Servalier Salad Bowl.”

Instead of finding covert listening devices, the team found themselves haggling over the prices of burpable, airtight containers.

Meanwhile, in a twist that could only be pulled from the pages of a John le Carré novel, the Tupperware Corporation saw a sudden spike in sales. Coincidence? Perhaps. But the timing and circumstances surrounding this surge raise serious questions about a possible secret alliance between the deep state and the Tupperware Corporation.

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Delving into this possibility, we uncovered an encrypted email thread between unknown entities discussing a plan titled “Operation Plastic Fantastic.” The details remain murky, with more redactions than words, but the implications are chilling. Could the deep state have orchestrated this monumental mix-up to boost the sales of their alleged partner, the Tupperware Corporation, and fund their clandestine activities?

An anonymous source, a former operative from the deep state turned kitchenware blogger, who shall be referred to as “Agent Lid,” confirmed our worst fears. “It’s all about the funds and the funnels,” Agent Lid confided. “You’d be surprised how many secrets you can store in a stackable canister set.”

Despite the public humiliation and whispers of conspiracies, the Trump squad stands defiant in the face of adversity. A spokesperson for the squad issued the following statement: “This event has only strengthened our resolve. We are more determined than ever to drain the swamp, even if we have to use Tupperware to do it.”

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In the end, it appears that amidst the chaos of international politics and the looming threat of intergalactic alien cartels, Tupperware remains the one constant. A beacon of hope in an airtight container. Or perhaps, a symbol of the simmering mockery of an administration that, in its quest to uncover invisible enemies, hosted a Tupperware party instead.

As the lid closes on this saga, one thing is clear - the truth is, indeed, stranger than fiction. But one question remains unanswered: Who got to keep the leftovers?