SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a discussion on a new tech legislation, with concerns expressed about the rise of China, the need to protect small businesses, and the importance of prioritizing U.S. interests over global alignment. The conversation also includes a brief debate on whether to consider similar legislation in Russia.

Vance (07:30am ET): Morning. Reviewing the new tech legislation. Need opinions.

Waltz (07:35 am ET): This dovetails with my ongoing concerns about the rise of China. We need sharp tools.

Rubio (07:38am ET): Agreed, Mike. And we need to ensure small businesses have a fair chance.

Gabbard (07:45am ET): I heard Russia has similar legislation in the works. Could be worth a look.

Miller (07:47am ET): That’s a terrible idea, Tulsi.

Vance (07:50am ET): Let’s focus, guys. This is about U.S. interests, not global alignment.

Hegseth (07:53am ET): Ain’t that right, JD. Let’s be the powerhouses we were born to be.

Ratcliffe (07:55am ET): Good point, Pete. Power without domination, right?

Waltz (08:00 am ET): Of course, John. We need to protect our national security.

Susie Wiles (08:05 am ET): Could we segue back to the legislation?

Steve Witkoff (08:10 am ET): Susie’s right. Let’s focus.

Waltz (08:15 am ET): Agreed. I’ll forward another summary to everyone for review.

Hegseth (08:20 am ET): That’s great, Mike. I’ll run it by the boys at CENTCOM.

Vance (08:25 am ET): CENTCOM, Pete? This is domestic policy.

Hegseth (08:30 am ET): Every policy is a defense policy, JD.

Rubio (08:35am ET): Let’s agree to focus on the topic at hand, guys.

Gabbard (08:40am ET): Thanks, Marco.

Vance (08:45 am ET): Actually, Tulsi… nevermind.

Bessent (08:50 am ET): Thanks for keeping us on track, guys. Let’s return to the legislation: pros, cons, and effects on our tech industry.

Vance (08:55 am ET): Thanks, Scott.

Miller (09:00am ET): Maybe we can finally end the European mooching.

Rubio (09:05am ET): I think we all agree on that, Stephen.

Gabbard (09:10am ET): Actually, I think the Europeans…

Vance (09:15 am ET): Not now, Tulsi.

Bessent (09:20 am ET): Alright, enough guys. Let’s get back to work.

Kent (09:30am ET): Thanks, Scott. Appreciate the leadership.

Hegseth (09:35 am ET): Ditto, Scott. Let’s hammer this out. 💪🇺🇸🔥

Rubio (09:40 am ET): Agreed. Back to work, everyone. 🇺🇸🙏