The leaked conversation reveals cabinet members discussing Halle Berry’s opinion on a female James Bond, with some members supporting the traditional male characterization and drawing parallels to liberal attitudes towards change. The conversation also briefly strays into personal anecdotes and reminders to stay focused on strategic discussions.
Vance (12:01 pm ET): So, Halle Berry doesn’t want a female James Bond. Thoughts, anyone?
Hegseth (12:03 pm ET): Well, I never thought liberals would want to embrace a spy who works for a colonial-era, monarchy-led intelligence agency. Seems a bit off-brand for them, doesn’t it? 💪🇬🇧🔫
Waltz (12:05 pm ET): Focus, gentlemen. We’re here to discuss strategies, not speculate on Hollywood casting decisions.
Rubio (12:10 pm ET): It’s just pop culture, Mike. Takes the edge off. Anyway, I think Bond should remain a male character.
Vance (12:13 pm ET): Agreed with Marco. Bond’s strength and swagger have a distinctly masculine appeal. Changing that might not sit well with the audience.
Stephen Miller (12:15 pm ET): It’s the typical liberal attitude. Change for the sake of change, no matter the cost or the fallout. Like their approach to immigration.
Gabbard (12:17 pm ET): Speaking of change, anyone had Russian Borscht? Just had one last night. Delicious! 🍲🇷🇺
Rubio (12:18 pm ET): Tulsi, we were talking about James Bond.
Gabbard (12:20 pm ET): Right. Sorry about that. Just thought I’d bring a bit of international flavor to the conversation…
Wiles (12:22 pm ET): Let’s stay on task, friends. A female James Bond could be seen as a symbol of progress, but we must also respect the integrity of iconic characters.
Steve Witkoff (12:24 pm ET): I’m with Wiles on this one. A balance would be good.
Joe Kent (12:27 pm ET): Anyone fancy a cheeseburger for lunch? 🍔
Bessent (12:29 pm ET): Can we get back to the topic at hand, please?
Ratcliffe (12:30 pm ET): I have to say I agree with Berry. Some things are better left unchanged.
Hegseth (12:32 pm ET): Looks like we’re all united on this one for once! 💪🇺🇸🔥
Vance (12:33 pm ET): Alright, let’s talk strategy. Stay tuned for my next message.
Rubio (12:36 pm ET): Looking forward to it, JD. And Joe, save me a cheeseburger.
Gabbard (12:38 pm ET): Cheeseburgers sound great! But after discussing all that strategy, of course 🍔🇺🇸💪
Hegseth (12:40 pm ET): Cheeseburgers and strategy - very American. Let’s get to work! 💪🇺🇸🔥