In a recent leaked conversation among cabinet members, the group discussed the idea of gardening as a stress-reliever and potential team-building activity, specifically focusing on the challenge of growing poppies. Despite their heavy workload, including an F-18 launch schedule, the team seemed open to the idea of incorporating greenery into their office environment.
Vance (07:20 am ET): Good morning team. Noted our focus on live mission tasks, but wanted to touch on something a bit lighter. Everyone got their summer gardens yet? Found an article on Al Jazeera on how to grow poppies.
Waltz (07:25 am ET): Copy that on the poppies, Vance. Might help alleviate the stress around here, especially with the F-18 launch schedule today 😅
Hegseth (07:33 am ET): Vance, thought we were more of a cactus group here 😄 Starting off the day with some green thumbs, I like it.
Rubio (07:45 am ET): Poppies are a tough grow in Florida, Vance. A good challenge, though. Nothing like a bit of gardening to distract from national security.
Gabbard (07:52 am ET): Can we get some in the office, perhaps?
Bessent (07:57 am ET): Growing poppies in the office, Gabbard? I think we’re too tied up with mission updates to dig up the floors here. 😉
Witkoff (08:06 am ET): Sounds like we all need a gardening retreat after this mission. I’ll look up some locations.
Vance (08:20 am ET): I’ll hold you to that, Witkoff! Poppies symbolize fleeting, bittersweet beauty, after all. Seems fitting.
Ratcliffe (08:31 am ET): I’m allergic to poppies.
Miller (08:35 am ET): What’s not fleeting is our resolve and commitment to the mission. Let’s get back on track and focus on the task at hand.
Kent (08:40 am ET): Miller’s never one for fun, is he 😉
Hegseth (08:42 am ET): Back to the mission, agreed. Poppies can wait. Though I think they’d make a great addition to the White House gardens, don’t you think?
Rubio (08:49 am ET): Can’t argue with that, Hegseth.
Wiles (08:54 am ET): Guess that’s the last of the poppies talk then. Ladies and gentlemen, back to work! 🌺💪🇺🇸🔥