In a leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members, they expressed their condolences over the tragic death of former Gujarat Chief Minister Vijay Rupani in a plane crash, highlighting the unfortunate trend of political leaders’ deaths in air crashes in India. The conversation concluded abruptly with a member shifting the topic to a personal anecdote.
January 28 (Leaked Signal Conversation)
Waltz (10:11 am ET): Sharing the saddening news. Ex-Gujarat CM Vijay Rupani has been confirmed dead in the Ahmedabad plane crash. Deaths of political leaders in air crashes has been an unfortunate trend in India. Our condolences go out to his family and the people of Gujarat. 🙏
Vance (10:13 am ET): Sad indeed. These incidents make you remember how fragile life really is.
Hegseth (10:16 am ET): A great loss for India, truly. We should always remember and respect the dedication these leaders had for their country. 🇺🇸🙏
Rubio (10:23 am ET): It’s indeed tragic. My thoughts are with his family and the people of Gujarat.🙏
Gabbard (10:25 am ET): Very sad news. Let’s remember him for his dedication to his people. 🌹🙏
Miller (10:30 am ET): A loss for India and a reminder of the risks leaders take. Sincere condolences to his family and constituents.
Waltz (10:45 am ET): Speaking of unwelcome surprises, folks, just got my hands on a Philly cheesesteak and it’s not half as good as the hype.💔
Hegseth (10:48 am ET): That’s a national tragedy, Waltz. Hold on, I’ll ship you a real one from Geno’s. Now, that’s a cheesesteak worth fighting for. 💪🔥
Vance (10:50 am ET): Speaking of fighting over food, does anyone else think pineapple on pizza should be a war crime?
Rubio (10:58 am ET): Easy there, Vance. Food should bring people together, not tear them apart. But for the record, I am a firm no on pineapple pizza. 🍕
Bessent (11:05 am ET): Blasphemy! A Hawaiian pizza is my guilty pleasure. Don’t knock it till you try it, Vance!
Ratcliffe (11:09 am ET): As the voice of reason, I advise we stay clear of global culinary disputes. Now, about last night’s episode of The Bachelor…
Kent (11:12 am ET): Let’s agree to disagree, Ratcliffe. That show’s a bigger train wreck than pineapple on pizza.
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Rubio (11:30 am ET): On a lighter note, Gabbard, have you tried Russian food yet?🍴
Gabbard (11:33 am ET): Rubio, as much as I love exploring different cultures, haven’t had the chance yet. But I hear their borscht and stroganoff are to die for.
Rubio (11:35 am ET): They’re not bad at all, Gabbard. We should go try them sometime, you know, when we’re not busy running a country. 😄
Gabbard (11:38 am ET): That sounds like a plan, Rubio. 😊
Miller (11:40 am ET): Love this camaraderie, folks, but let’s not forget we have a job to do. Speaking of which, let’s refocus on the trade negotiations. We have to show POTUS we’re on top of our game. 💼
Hegseth (11:42 am ET): You got it, Miller! Trade negotiations, here we go. By the way, I bet I could trade a pineapple pizza for a cheesesteak… 🔥🔥
Vance (11:45 am ET): Let it go, Hegseth. The cheesesteak is a lost cause. Now, about those trade negotiations…