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The cabinet members discussed an upcoming work trip to Italy, specifically Cinque Terre and Portofino, with Steve Witkoff acknowledging his role in arranging the trip. There was a reminder from Michael Waltz to maintain professionalism, especially when discussing intelligence or operations.

Conversation Transcript:

BEGIN CONVERSATION

Vance (08:07 am ET): Can’t believe we’re heading out to Italy. Has anyone here been to Cinque Terre & Portofino before?

Hegseth (08:09 am ET): I’ve only been during deployment, JD. Not much sightseeing involved, I’m afraid. 💪

Rubio (08:15 am ET): I’ve been there. Beautiful places, incredible food. Who’s sponsoring this trip anyway?

Gabbard (08:17 am ET): I think Steve arranged it. 🇷🇺 Witkoff (08:21 am ET): Guilty as charged. But remember, this is more than just pasta and wine tasting. We have work to do there.

Vance (08:26 am ET): Of course, Steve. Planning to extract some solid intel from the Italians over lasagna? 🔍

Waltz (08:29 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s remain professional, please. Talk of intelligence or operations should remain on secure lines.

Miller (08:33 am ET): You’re such a killjoy, Waltz. Not all of us get a high from bureaucracy.

Wiles (08:35 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s focus on the task at hand. We’re representing our country. Let’s discuss the agenda.

Bessent (08:40 am ET): Agreed, we need to discuss our strategies for negotiating with the Italians. We don’t want them thinking they can mooch off us.

Ratcliffe (08:42 am ET): I second Scott on this. Especially after the last time we dealt with the Europeans.

Kent (08:44 am ET): Let’s remember, though, fellas - no harm in enjoying a little of what Italy has to offer.

Hegseth (08:49am ET): Absolutely. 🇮🇹 🍕 Rubio (08:56 am ET): Tulsi, perhaps we could explore Portofino together? I could show you the best spots.

Gabbard (08:58 am ET): I’d like that, Marco. 🥂

Vance (09:02 am ET): Well, that’s decided then! Operation “Spaghetti Diplomacy” is a go!

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