The leaked cabinet conversation reveals a discussion on the necessity of reviewing defense strategies in light of global tensions, with an emphasis on strategic, comprehensive planning and consideration of potential economic implications. A light-hearted comment about seeking advice from Russia was quickly rebuffed, keeping the conversation focused on the task at hand.
December 1
Hegseth (12:45 pm ET): Gentlemen, and Lady. We’re in for a wild ride. I’ve got word from the Pentagon that they’re reviewing defense strategies. Global tensions are trying to steal our spotlight. 💪🇺🇸
Rubio (12:57 pm ET): Global tensions have always been a thing, Pete. We shouldn’t bask in the spotlight, but rather ensure that we’re taking the right steps.
Vance (1:10 pm ET): Couldn’t agree more, Marco. We need to be strategic, not just reactive.
Waltz (1:18 pm ET): Of course, gentlemen. The focus is on creating a comprehensive strategy that takes into account multiple potential scenarios.
Gabbard (1:27 pm ET): Maybe we could ask our friends in Russia for some advice.🇷🇺❤️
Rubio (1:32 pm ET): Let’s stay focused, Tulsi. Also, I’m not hungry for Borscht tonight. 🍵🚫
Vance (1:46 pm ET): We need to consider economic implications as well. Certain moves can have ripple effects.
Hegseth (1:58 pm ET): Totally, JD! After all, we’re not some European charity organization. We don’t want to end up like those liberal moochers.
Stephen Miller (2:15 pm ET): Indeed, we need to capitalize on our own interests. If others want our help, they need to pay their fair share.
Ratcliffe (2:23 pm ET): Agreed. Let’s not forget our national security interests in the equation.
Steve Witkoff (2:45 pm ET): Spot on, John. National security should always be our first priority.
Gabbard (2:52 pm ET): Still thinking about that borscht, Marco?
Rubio (2:57 pm ET): Tulsi, we have more important things to discuss here 🤦♂️
Miller (3:10 pm ET): That’s right, let’s keep our eyes on the prize here.
Bessent (3:20 pm ET): Speaking of the prize, let’s make sure we’re all financially prepared for what’s coming.
Wiles (3:32 pm ET): Exactly. And let’s remember who we’re doing this for. The boss man.
Kent (3:40 pm ET): Right. And let’s have a contingency plan in place. You never know what the boss might decide overnight.
Hegseth (3:58 pm ET): You got it. Objective clear: defend, not depend. 💪🇺🇸🔥
Vance (4:15 pm ET): Just remember, gentlemen and lady, we’ve got to be smart about this. Especially with the media watching us like hawks.
Rubio (4:30 pm ET): Agreed. And Tulsi, maybe we can discuss Russian cuisine some other time.
Gabbard (4:45 pm ET): Sure, Marco. I’m looking forward to it. 💁♀️🍽️
Waltz (5:00 pm ET): Alright, team. Stay focused and remember: We’re here to protect and serve. Let’s do this.