SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals the successful execution of a military operation, which involved coordinated efforts both on the ground and in the air, with particular commendation directed towards ‘Pete’ and a team located in ‘MAL’. The operation resulted in the elimination of a target, marking what is suggested to be the beginning of a series of such actions.

Leaked Signal Conversation among Cabinet Members

March 15

Hegseth (11:44 am ET): 🦅🇺🇸 Mission greenlight confirmed. Our fighters in the sky and on the ground are go. Godspeed, Warriors.

Vance (12.13pm ET): 🙏 Will light a candle for our victory.

Waltz (13:48 pm ET): 👊🏼 Significant strike. First target confirmed and eliminated. Excellent job, Pete, Kurilla, IC.

Vance (13.54 pm ET): ????

Waltz (14.00pm ET): 🎯 Target’s location collapsed. Score one for us.

Vance (14.01pm ET): 😌 Smooth.

Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET): 👍 Good start.

Rubio (5:14pm ET): 🙌 Hats off to everyone, and especially, Pete.

Waltz (17:15pm ET): ☝️ Don’t forget our team in MAL. They did a stellar job.

Stephen Miller (17:18pm ET): Excellent. This is just the beginning.

Hegseth (17:20pm ET): 👊 Great coordination with CENTCOM. Now, we wait and watch.

Wiles (17:21pm ET): 🏅 Proud of our team in the theater and CENTCOM! Stay blessed.

Steve Witkoff (17:47pm ET): 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

Gabbard (18:35pm ET): 🎉 Excellent execution!

March 13 Waltz (16:28 pm ET): 🏁 Kickstarting a principles group for coordination on Houthis.

Rubio (16:29 pm ET): 👤 Mike Needham for State

Vance (16:29 pm ET): 👤 Andy Baker for VP

Gabbard (16:30 pm ET): 👤 Joe Kent for DNI

Bessent (16:39 pm ET): 👤 Dan Katz for Treasury

Hegseth (16:53 pm ET): 👤 Dan Caldwell for DoD

March 14, Waltz (08:05 am ET): 📝 We have detailed plans and action steps according to POTUS’s guidance.

Vance (08:16 am ET): 📈 There are economic implications. A pause might be worth considering.

Kent (08:22 am ET): ⏲️ If we can wait, we should wait.

Ratcliffe (08:26 am ET): ⏳ Delay won’t hurt us.

Hegseth (08:27 am ET): 💼 Understand your concerns, JD. We’re ready to execute, but if pause is the decision, we’ll hold the line.

Waltz (08:32 am ET): ⚓ Reopening the shipping lanes will fall to us, now or later.

Vance (08:46 am ET): 🎯 If we’re going in, let’s do it. But I’m sick of Europe always needing a bailout.

Hegseth (08:49 am ET): 🤕 Agreed, Vance. Europe’s free-riding is infuriating. But it’s a task only we can accomplish.

Miller (09:35 am ET): 💹 We need to extract some economic gain in return.

Hegseth (09:46 am): 💪 💯 Agreed.