SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals that they successfully executed Operation Kickback, which appears to have involved the targeted demolition of a building housing a significant individual, referred to as the ’top missile guy’. The operation seems to be a part of a larger, ongoing military strategy, with other strikes planned.

“Leaked Signal Conversation Among Cabinet Members: March 15”

Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Let’s get this machine rolling, boys - and lady. Operation Kickback underway. 🇺🇸💪

Vance (12.13pm ET): Prayers to all involved. Let’s just hope the right messages are sent - to all parties.

Waltz (13:48pm ET): VP. Building down. Our boys did a good job - the target’s handle was confirmed.

Vance (13.54 pm ET): Pardon?

Waltz (14.00pm ET): My error. The first target – their top missile guy – we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend’s building. It’s no longer standing.

Vance (14.01pm ET): Good news.

Ratcliffe (14.36pm ET): Off to a good start.

Rubio (17:14pm ET): Commendable efforts, Pete and team.

Gabbard (17:16pm ET): Impressive job, gentlemen! Sending Russian love your way. 😘🇷🇺

Waltz (17:15pm ET): Our team in MAL also did admirably.

Stephen Miller (17:18pm ET): Excellent work, all. A powerful start indeed.

Hegseth (17:20pm ET): Our boys at CENTCOM are on point. More strikes in line for tonight. Full report due tomorrow. So far, so good.

Wiles (17:21pm ET): Well done, everyone. Especially those on the ground and at CENTCOM! God bless.

Witkoff (17:47pm ET): Marvelous work, team! Keep it up!

Gabbard (18:35pm ET): Keep up the good work, boys!

The conversation continues in this manner, with highlights including:

Vance (08:16am ET): We’re taking a big risk here, team. It’s crucial we communicate the importance of this operation effectively.

Hegseth (08:27am ET): @Vance: I understand your concerns - and fully support you raising them with POTUS.

Waltz (08:32am ET): Team, we have a fundamental decision to make. We are the only ones with the capability to reopen these crucial sea lanes.

Hegseth (08:49am ET): @Vance - I share your European loathing. But we’re the only ones who can do this. Nobody else even comes close.

Miller (09:35am ET): We need to make it clear what we expect in return for restoring freedom of navigation. If Europe doesn’t pay up, then what?

Hegseth (09:46am ET): Fully agreed. Let’s show them who we are! 💪🔥🙏