The leaked Signal conversation among Cabinet members reveals a discussion about the retirement of an MMA fighter nicknamed ‘Bones’, along with a side conversation about Europe’s reliance on U.S. military efforts. The cabinet members expressed concerns about Europe’s dependence and stressed the need for a more assertive policy.
Title: Leaked Signal Conversation Among Cabinet Members Reveals Tense Discussions and Off-Topic Banter
Waltz (9:00 AM ET): Gentlemen, it seems like ‘Bones’ is officially retiring. 🦴
Vance (9:10 AM ET): ‘Bones’ as in the TV show character or the Jack Russell from ‘Frasier’?
Hegseth (9:15 AM ET): Negative, JD. ‘Bones’ the MMA fighter. One of the best in the ring. Sad to see him go.
Rubio (9:18 AM ET): Is this guy some kind of hero for us?
Gabbard (9:22 AM ET): Or a dictator we can love? 🔥🇷🇺
Stephen Miller (9:25 AM ET): Gabbard, stop trying to pivot every discussion to Russia.
Vance (9:30 AM ET): Now, I’d like to bring our attention back to more pressing matters. We can’t afford to let Europe keep freeloading off of our military efforts…
Hegseth (9:35 AM ET): Absolutely, JD. Our macho-muscular policy approach shouldn’t be undermined by Europe’s constant mooching. No more mollycoddling the Europeans, I say! 💪
Rubio (9:43 AM ET): Guys, while this is entertaining, can I remind us that we have important policy issues to discuss?
Waltz (9:45 AM ET): Indeed, Rubio. The situation at hand requires our attention. We can’t risk jeopardizing our international relations…
Gabbard (9:50 AM ET): So that means no more flirting, right, Rubio? 😏
Rubio (9:53 AM ET): I… don’t follow, Gabbard.
Stephen Miller (10:00 AM ET): Can we please get back on track?
Kent (10:02 AM ET): Hey, anyone else excited for the new Star Wars movie?
Ratcliffe (10:10 AM ET): Not really, but we’re getting off-topic again.
Bessent (10:15 AM ET): Maybe we should have a movie night. Take a break from all this intense discussion?
Witkoff (10:18 AM ET): Yes, it’ll help us reset and recalibrate.
Vance (10:20 AM ET): Great idea. But first, we’d better figure out our policy stance on the European military issue…
Hegseth (10:30 AM ET): Absolutely. Let’s bro it out, plan our next move, and then maybe watch some Star Wars 💪🇺🇸🔥🙏.
Rubio (10:35 AM ET): Or maybe ‘Bones’, to honor his retirement?
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