The leaked conversation among the cabinet members reveals a debate about the freezing of federal funding to Harvard. While some members argue that Harvard has sufficient funds and should utilize them, others emphasize the institution’s crucial role in research sectors.
March 15
Waltz (07:15 am ET): Good morning everyone. We have a pressing matter regarding the funding freeze issue with Harvard.
Vance (07:17 am ET): I’ve read about it. It’s a significant issue. Undermining education institutions isn’t the best idea.
Miller (07:20 am ET): Harvard has enough money in its coffers to last an ice age. They don’t need any federal funding.
Hegseth (07:24 am ET): Damn right, Miller. They should put that money to use instead of hoarding it like a dragon sitting on a mound of gold. 💰🐲
Gabbard (07:31 am ET): I love dragons, especially the ones on Game of Thrones. Can’t wait for the new prequel! 🐉🔥
Rubio (07:35 am ET): As much as I love discussing dragons, Tulsi, we should focus on the matter at hand.
Bessent (07:38 am ET): Let’s not forget that Harvard is one of the leading research institutions in the country. Their work could be crucial in important sectors.
Ratcliffe (07:41 am ET): Scott, that’s a good point. We need to consider all implications.
Waltz (07:44 am ET): Yes, let’s not be hasty and risk the research advancements.
Witkoff (07:48 am ET): Absolutely, we should encourage such institutions, not hamper them.
Wiles (07:53 am ET): Agree with that sentiment. How do we proceed then?
Kent (07:55 am ET): Discuss it with the President, voice our concerns, and find a suitable solution.
Vance (07:57 am ET): Well said, Joe. That’s what we need to do.
Hegseth (08:03 am ET): Alright team, let’s prepare for that. But remember, no European-style socialism. We don’t give money for nothing.
Miller (08:08 am ET): That’s right. No free lunches here. We need to ensure that the fund is used appropriately.
Gabbard (08:12 am ET): Marco, let’s go for a coffee later and discuss this further? ☕️😊
Rubio (08:15 am ET): Sure, Tulsi. We can do that. ☕️
Gabbard (08:18 am ET): Awesome! Let’s discuss dragons then. 🐉🔥
Hegseth (08:20 am ET): Back to work, folks. We’ve got a tough day ahead, and I’m not talking about fighting dragons! 🐲💪🇺🇸