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The leaked cabinet conversation reveals a discussion on initiating rapid deportations, with a preference for deporting individuals to countries other than their native ones, following approval from the Supreme Court. There is a disagreement on the approach, with some members advocating for speed while others stress careful planning and strategy.

March 26

Hegseth (11:44 am ET):
Secure comms online gents and lady. Let’s get this ball rolling. 🔥

Rubio (11:47 am ET):
In check Pete, what’s the move?

Hegseth (11:50 am ET): We’re pushing for rapid deportations. Down and dirty. Got the SCOTUS nod. 👍

Vance (11:53 am ET):
That’s too reckless, Pete. We need a calculated approach. Remember, strategy over speed.

Hegseth (11:58 am ET):
You sound like a broken record, Vance.

Waltz (12:01 pm ET):
Let’s keep the focus on the task at hand. Deportations to countries other than their native ones, correct?

Hegseth (12:03 pm ET):
Right you are, Waltz.

Gabbard (12:07 pm ET):
So, we’re on the same page. Russians are used to cold, how about sending them to Alaska? Jokes aside, let’s pick the countries carefully.

Rubio (12:11 pm ET):
Nice one, Tulsi.👌 How are we looking, Scott?

Bessent (12:20 pm ET):
Numbers look good. We have the capacity and necessary logistics.

Ratcliffe (12:28 pm ET):
Intelligence also supports this move. Green light from our end.

Wiles (12:36 pm ET):
There’s going to be some pushback, but we’ll handle it.

Witkoff (12:42 pm ET):
Same here. We have a PR plan in place.

Stephen Miller (12:47 pm ET):
Seeing Europe mooch off us really grinds my gears. Let’s make this count guys.

Kent (12:51 pm ET):
I’m with Miller on this one. They’ve been freeloading for too long.

Vance (12:58 pm ET):
Remember, this move isn’t about petty grudges. It’s about the bigger picture.

Hegseth (1:02 pm ET): Who’s ready for some lunch? I could kill for a Big Mac right now. 🍔

Rubio (1:07 pm ET):
Always about food, Pete. 😅 Let’s finish this first.

Gabbard (1:11 pm ET):
But food does sound good, Marco. Maybe we could grab a bite later?

Rubio (1:18 pm ET):
That sounds like a plan, Tulsi. Let’s get this done first.

Vance (1:25 pm ET): Well, this took an interesting turn. Back to the matter at hand, yes?

Hegseth (1:30 pm ET): Alright, alright. Vance, always the mood killer. 😂

Rubio (1:33 pm ET):
And you’re always the joker, Pete. Let’s wrap this up.

Miller (1:36 pm ET):
Final checks done. Everything is falling into place.

Kent (1:40 pm ET):
Good job team. Let’s do this.

Hegseth (1:44 pm ET): That’s the spirit. Godspeed everyone. 🇺🇸