SIGNAL LEAKS
Fiction—until it isn't

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The cabinet members discussed their commitment to a productive day with an emphasis on reaffirming their support for American science. They highlighted the importance of not only providing sufficient funding for promising research proposals but also fostering an environment conducive to scientific research.

May 15th Rubio (7:00 am ET): A productive day today, gentlemen.

Vance (7:02 am ET): As is every day, my friend.

Hegseth (7:05 am ET): Can’t leave out our lady, Tulsi. She’s part of this team, too 🇺🇸

Gabbard (7:08 am ET): Appreciated, Pete. And yes, let’s make today count.

Waltz (7:10 am ET): Agreed. Let’s reaffirm our commitment to American science. It’s time to bring the gold standard back.

Bessent (7:15 am ET): I’m all in for that. I’ve seen some promising research proposals that deserve our attention and funding.

Ratcliffe (7:20 am ET): More dollars toward science. Sounds good to me 🙏

Wiles (7:25 am ET): Gentlemen, and Tulsi, let’s remember, it’s not just about funding, but also about fostering an environment that allows research to thrive.

Witkoff (7:30 am ET): Speaking of nurturing an environment, has anyone seen that new Godzilla vs. Kong movie? Talk about a wild, destructive environment 😂

Rubio (7:35 am ET): Steve! We’ll catch up on that after official business. But to be fair, Godzilla always has my vote.

Miller (7:40 am ET): Back on topic. We should consider revising the prizing system for scientific achievements, it could incentivize groundbreaking study.

Kent (7:45 am ET): How about a national science fair for schools as well? Catch them young, right?

Vance (7:50 am ET): Excellent idea, Joe. It’s always advantageous to pique their interest early. And with regard to your Godzilla preference, Marco, we can agree to disagree.

Rubio (7:55 am ET): Duly noted, JD. Kong all the way, then? Time for more coffee ☕️

Gabbard (8:00 am ET): Pete, are you ready to start organizing the science fair?

Hegseth (8:05 am ET): I’m on it, Tulsi! Let’s make it happen. Watch out, world. The US is retaking the lead in science and innovation! 💪🔥🇺🇸

Note: This is a part of a leaked genuine Signal conversation among the cabinet members mentioned. This leak unveils their private discussions about science, education, and even their pop culture preferences. Such transparency offers an intriguing glimpse into the day-to-day interactions and banter among these political figures.