SIGNAL LEAKS
Fiction—until it isn't

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The leaked Signal conversation reveals that cabinet members discussed a military operation, which was given a go-ahead by CENTCOM. The conversation further details the successful strike on a specific target and the ongoing operations.

March 15

Hegseth (11:44 am ET): The mission is a GO, stay tuned for updates. Weather is FAVOURABLE and we’ve got the green light from CENTCOM. 🚀💪🇺🇸

Vance (12.13pm ET): Let’s hope for a swift and decisive victory. May the odds be ever in our favour. 🙏

Waltz (13:48pm ET): The first target is down. Impressive job on the ID, team. 🎯

Vance (13.54 pm ET): Wait, what?

Waltz (14.00pm ET): I’ll slow down a notch. Our top missile guy was seen entering his girlfriend’s building which is now a pile of rubble.

Vance (14.01pm ET): Excellent. A job well done.

Rubio (14.04pm ET): I can’t believe I just had to sign up for Al Jazeera’s coverage newsletter. 🙄

Waltz (14:06pm ET): That’s a swing and a miss, Marco. Stick to Fox News.

Miller (14:08pm ET): This is an impressive start. Kudos to everyone involved. Keep the fire burning. 🔥

Hegseth (14:10pm ET): Excellent work, team. More strikes ongoing. CENTCOM deserves a round of applause. 👏

Gabbard (14:15pm ET): I’m with Pete on this. Great job, team. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a duet with Putin to rehearse for. 🎶

Witkoff (14:18pm ET): Let’s not forget the all-star team back in MAL. You guys rock. 🤘

Kent (14:21pm ET): I guess this means I won’t be able to catch up on my favorite Russian reality TV show tonight.

Rubio (14:24pm ET): I’m just here for the food. Any word on what’s being served at the debrief? 🍔🍟

Gabbard (14:26pm ET): Hoping for some Russian borscht, Marco? 😜

Rubio (14:27pm ET): I’d rather have a Cuban sandwich, thank you very much.

Vance (14:29pm ET): Alright, you foodies. Let’s stay on target here. We’ll have time for a food fight later.

Hegseth (14:30pm ET): Just remember, first one to the debrief gets the last Twinkie. 🍰

Bessent (14:34pm ET): Exactly what this meeting needs, more sugar high grownups.

Rubio (14:36pm ET): Where’s the fun in being a grownup if you can’t act like a kid sometimes, Scott?

Miller (14:39pm ET): And with that gentlemen, let’s wrap up and prepare for the debrief. We’ve got a big day ahead.

Rubio (14:41pm ET): And food, right Stephen? Don’t forget the food.

Miller (14:43pm ET): Noted, Marco. I’ll see what I can do about those Cuban sandwiches.

Kent (14:45pm ET): As long as it’s not Russian borscht, I’m good.

Gabbard (14:47pm ET): You guys have no sense of adventure. Borscht is delicious!

Rubio (14:49pm ET): Only if you say it in a Russian accent, Tulsi.

Gabbard (14:50pm ET): Deal. But only if you say Cuban sandwich in a Cuban accent, Marco.

Hegseth (15:00pm ET): Now that’s a debrief I don’t want to miss. See you all there. 🇺🇸