The conversation among the cabinet members initially revolves around a news scandal involving Tory Lanez, but quickly shifts to focus on more pressing issues such as European market stability and the financial implications of the Suez blockage.
May 3
Vance (10:09 am ET): Did you fellas check out the news? Tory Lanez caught in a prison stabbing?
Miller (10:11 am ET):
I’d rather get caught watching CNN.
Rubio (10:12 am ET):
Can we focus, guys? We have important matters to discuss.
Gabbard (10:15 am ET): But Marco, surely you can appreciate a good scandal. Keeps things interesting 🔥
Waltz (10:19 am ET):
Agreed Marco, back to the task at hand. Further analysis on European market stability is required.
Hegseth (10:21 am ET): Macho talk from Waltz there. 💪 But Vance, who even still listens to Tory Lanez?
Vance (10:24 am ET):
You’d be surprised, Pete. I hear he’s quite popular with the MAGA crowd.
Bessent (10:25 am ET): Fine way to show support for the arts, guys. Now, can we perhaps return to the financial implications of the Suez blockage?
Rubio (10:28 am ET):
Mature as ever, Scott. On that note, we need to figure out who will foot the bill if we step in.
Vance (10:32 am ET): Our European friends should pay…they’ve been mooching off us long enough.
Miller (10:34 am ET): I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with Vance.
Gabbard (10:36 am ET): Anyone up for some borscht after this? My treat.
Waltz (10:39 am ET): Tulsi, this is hardly the time or the place for such frivolities.
Rubio (10:43 am ET): But I do love borscht…
Ratcliffe (10:45 am ET):
Focus, people!
Kent (10:47 am ET):
I agree with Ratcliffe. We need to deal with the financial crisis at hand.
Witkoff (10:49 am ET):
Alright, alright. I’ll bring the bagels next time we meet, okay?
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Wiles (10:53 am ET): Can we all agree that Europe should pay for this? It’s time they stop shirking their responsibilities.
Miller (10:55 am ET):
It’s unanimous then. Our European “friends” will have to cough up.
Rubio (10:58 am ET): Agreed. Let’s bring this up with POTUS and see what he thinks.
Hegseth (11:01 am ET):
Lock and load. Let’s get the boss’s stamp on this.
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