The leaked Signal conversation reveals that the cabinet members are expecting new intelligence from CENTCOM, emphasizing the importance of their actions on the nation, and sharing light-hearted banter about Trivial Pursuit and Cuban sandwiches.
February 28
Hegseth (10:45 am ET): Morning update gents and lady. The sky is clear and it’s a perfect day to unveil some truths. Keep your eyes peeled, CENTCOM’s got some new intel rolling in. Stay frosty. 💪🇺🇸
Vance (11:32 am ET): Hegseth, as always your words exude a sheer love of country that is both admirable and contagious. I’ll be maintaining a close watch on any incoming data.
Waltz (12:12 pm ET): Remember everyone, it’s important to keep track of the bigger picture here. We’re not just pushing paper around. Our actions will directly affect the nation.
Vance (12:22 pm ET): In that case, Waltz, I recommend we brush up on our nationwide Trivial Pursuit, who knows when we might need to pull out an obscure state bird fact? 🦅
Rubio (12:32 pm ET): Can’t say I expected a Trivial Pursuit reference. You’ve caught me off guard, Vance.
Gabbard (12:45 pm ET): Rubio, I know a place that serves amazing Cuban sandwiches. Maybe we should grab one together after this? 🥪
Rubio (12:52 pm ET): Sounds good to me, Gabbard.
Bessent (1:15 pm ET): Enough about sandwiches. Let’s refocus, team.
Hegseth (1:32 pm ET): Got new intel coming in: Chertoff’s been fooling around with some undisclosed financial relationships. Might be worth looking into 🔍
Miller (1:50 pm ET): A financial loophole? How surprising…yet another corrupt system we’re expected to trust.
Rubio (2:04 pm ET): We should be careful not to jump to conclusions. Need to investigate further before making any accusations.
Gabbard (2:14 pm ET): Rubio’s right. Stay diligent, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves.
Witkoff (3:30 pm ET): In between all this detective work, anyone have any recommendations for a good Netflix series?
Vance (3:50 pm ET): “The Queen’s Gambit” is a personal favorite, Witkoff. Might serve as a solid distraction in between all of this.
Miller (4:10 pm ET): Is anyone else tired of all these European series? I miss when Hollywood was real.
Kent (4:20 pm ET): Reminder to keep the main thing the main thing. Stay focused on our tasks, team.
Hegseth (4:30 pm ET): Right on, Kent. Just received word from CENTCOM, they’re ready to move on Chertoff. Let’s roll. 💪 🇺🇸