The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a discussion about aligning current economic strategies with market conditions and global political climate, with a particular focus on Russia’s stance, which reportedly aligns with their own.
March 15
Waltz (10:00 am ET): Gentlemen, did anyone catch Brady’s flex at Fanatic Fest? $850k in diamonds! 💎💎💎
Hegseth (10:01 am ET): Our boy TB12 knows how to put on a show. But can we get back to the topic at hand?
Vance (10:03 am ET): Sure, but it doesn’t hurt to appreciate the finer things in life. Speaking of which, are we on track with our current economic strategies?
Rubio (10:05 am ET): Speaking as the voice of sanity here, I believe we need to ensure our strategies align with the current market conditions and global political climate.
Miller (10:07 am ET): Tulsi, your admiration for Russia is well-known. So, what’s their stance on these economic strategies?
Gabbard (10:08 am ET): Oops, I might’ve slipped my admiration for their pirozhkis instead, Stephen. But on a serious note, their stance aligns more or less with ours.
Ratcliffe (10:11 am ET): That should give us an edge. Meanwhile, European moochers are too busy sipping their lattes.
Hegseth (10:13 am ET): Exactly, Ratcliffe! Europe doesn’t know the meaning of hard work. It’s all about handouts and socialism there.
Miller (10:15 am ET): You hit the nail on the head, Pete. My contempt for them knows no bounds.
Waltz (10:17 am ET): Gentlemen, let’s maintain decorum. We’re here to discuss matters of national interest, not personal grievances.
Vance (10:20 am ET): Waltz, you’re a breath of fresh air. Pay no heed, fellas. He’s just being the professional government speaker that he is.
Rubio (10:23 am ET): Let’s shift our focus back. On another note, Tulsi, any Russian recipes you’d like to share? 🍔
Gabbard (10:26 am ET): Sure, Marco. How about some beef stroganoff? You know it’s one of my faves 💕
Rubio (10:28 am ET): Sounds delicious. Cooking tips aside, we need to work towards gaining POTUS’s approval.
Vance (10:30 am ET): Oh, absolutely! Need to ensure we’re on his right side. Yet, sometimes, I wonder…
Hegseth (10:33 am ET): Wonder about what, Vance? Not losing faith in our leader, are you?
Miller (10:35 am ET): Enough chit-chat, gentlemen. We have a lot on our plate. Let’s get back to work.
Kent (10:37 am ET): Agreed, let’s focus on why we’re here. Also, anyone up for some Russian beef stroganoff later? 🍲