The leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members reveals a debate over the recent meeting between POTUS and Zelensky, with varying perspectives on how to approach foreign policy. This ranges from calls for caution and strategic planning to interpersonal tensions and distractions from the task at hand.
Vance (11:45 am ET):
Fellas, taking into account the meeting of POTUS and Zelensky, I suggest we tread lightly.🤔
Hegseth (11:46 am ET):
Vance, you’re turning into a liberal weakling. Putin is probably laughing at you. Keep your “treading lightly” nonsense to yourself.💪💪
Waltz (11:48 am ET):
Gentlemen, in light of recent events, I propose we devise a strategic plan.
Rubio (11:50 am ET):
Still questioning how I landed in this circus. Gabbard, how you liking Putin these days? 😂
Gabbard (11:52 am ET):
Marco, you know I love a strong leader 😜💪
Vance (11:57 am ET):
Gabbard, your Russian gig is more boring than The Bachelor’s last season. And Rubio, less joking, more working.🤔
Rubio (12:00 pm ET):
Right. While some are rooting for dictatorship and others are playing tough guys, I actually have some work to do.😒
Miller (12:02 pm ET):
The audacity of you all turns my stomach. We have tasks to accomplish, and some people are concerned with trivialities.🤬
Waltz (12:04 pm ET):
Back to the main task, gentlemen. A strategic course of action is needed.
Hegseth (12:06 pm ET):
Waltz, your bureaucratic tone is killing me. The strategy is simple: show strength, intimidate the enemy, and take what’s ours.👊
Vance (12:08 pm ET):
Dear Hegseth, a strategy isn’t complete without the steps to execute it, hence Waltz’s approach. Back to your Fox News fantasies, please.
Hegseth (12:10 pm ET):
Vance, your nerdiness is charming. You should run for president, see how that goes.💪🤣
Rubio (12:13 pm ET):
While we’re throwing snide remarks and performing stand-up comedy, can we find a way to handle this Zelensky situation?
Gabbard (12:15 pm ET):
Yep, Rubio’s got a point. Let me call Putin, see what he suggests.📱😉
Rubio (12:18 pm ET):
Gabbard, you really know how to get a guy’s heart racing. Keep Russia out of this for now, will you?
Kent (12:20 pm ET):
Honestly, you guys are worse than my kids. Can this chat stay professional for once?
Miller (12:22 pm ET):
Kent, expecting professionalism here is like expecting CNN to report unbiased news. I’m just here to watch the circus.🍿