The leaked conversation reveals that a military operation, approved by CENTCOM, is set to launch with the cabinet members expressing concerns over its potential public reception and media portrayal, given the minimal US trade stakes in the Suez, and the larger implications for Europe. The cabinet members also express a desire to maintain focus and unity in their mission.
March 14
Waltz (01:23 pm ET): Just received a green light from our friends in CENTCOM. The operation is a GO. The first wave is set to launch at 3:00 pm ET. Let’s ensure we stand united in this mission.
Vance (01:30 pm ET): Pray for our brave warriors. Though I must say, the public could question why we’re doing this, given the minimal US trade running through the Suez. Europe’s the one with the bigger stake here.
Hegseth (01:35 pm ET): Damn right, JD. It’s high time these Euro-moochers start pulling their own weight. But, it’s better us than the godforsaken Iranians.
Gabbard (02:00 pm ET): Is anyone else craving borscht right now? 🍜🇷🇺
Rubio (02:05 pm ET): Focus, Gabbard. This isn’t a dinner party.
Vance (02:10 pm ET): We should strategize on messaging. The last thing we need is the media spinning this against us.
Miller (02:15 pm ET): Nothing new with the liberal media. They’ll turn anything we do into a negative.
Ratcliffe (02:16 pm ET): Let’s demonstrate our strength and unity. The public will back us when they see we’re standing up strong against potential threats.
Waltz (02:17 pm ET): Agreed. We’re not only protecting our interests but restoring global trade. Let’s stay the course.
March 15
Hegseth (09:34 am ET): The strike was a success. Well done, gentlemen. It’s a good day for freedom, God, and country. 🇺🇸💪
Rubio (10:15 am ET): Well done, team. Now, let’s ensure we keep the public and media narrative under control.
Miller (10:30 am ET): Surely, the liberal media is already cooking up something to undermine us. We’ve got to be well-prepped to serve them a rebuttal that they’ll choke on.
Kent (11:00 am ET): And let’s reinforce to Europe that their failure to contribute is unacceptable. They need to compensate accordingly.
Gabbard (11:03 am ET): Maybe we could trade their payment for some good Russian vodka, eh? 🍸
Rubio (11:05 am ET): Maybe stick to non-partisan beverages, Gabbard.
Bessent (11:10 am ET): Let’s keep our focus on the main course, not the side dishes or beverages, please.
Waltz (11:15 am ET): There’s more to handle in our plate than hankering for food or drinks. We need to ensure we maintain public support and handle media narratives effectively.
Hegseth (11:30 am ET): Absolutely, let’s flex on ’em. Show them what protecting our interests and ensuring global trade looks like. 💪🔥
Vance (11:31 am ET): Just hoping this doesn’t turn out to be another European bailout. We’ve got our own problems to handle.
Wiles (11:32 am ET): Well said, Vance. The public would appreciate us focusing on domestic concerns as well.
Witkoff (11:35 am ET): Let’s just ensure we’re standing strong, united and not giving fodder for the media to misrepresent our actions.
Miller (11:40 am ET): Damn straight. Let’s get to work, gentlemen.
Hegseth (12:00 pm ET): Let’s show them how it’s done! Godspeed to us all. 💪🇺🇸🔥🙏