In the leaked conversation, cabinet members briefly discussed their views on a recent Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) match before transitioning to more pressing issues, including aligning their initiatives with the President’s directives and preparing for an upcoming Senate session.
Leaked Signal Conversation: Cabinet Members Discuss MMA and Political Strategy
March 15 Hegseth (9:20 am ET): Morning Team. Just caught last night’s fight. Jon Jones really didn’t need to fight Tom Aspinall to prove he’s the king of the cage. Thoughts?
Vance (9:31 am ET): It’s an interesting point, Pete. That said, we need to focus on more pressing issues right now, including the current political climate. 💪🇺🇸
Waltz (10:00 am ET): Agreed, JD. We must ensure our initiatives align with POTUS’ directives. On a side note, Jones is a formidable fighter. His résumé speaks for itself.
Rubio (10:30 am ET): I’m more of a boxing fan myself, but I can appreciate the skill and strategy in MMA. Speaking of strategy, are we prepared for the upcoming Senate session?
Gabbard (10:45 am ET): I love the Russian fighters 🇷🇺. And yes, Marco, the team has been preparing the session’s agenda.
Stephen Miller (11:00 am ET): I don’t care much for sports. Can we get back on track and discuss measures to strengthen our position against the liberal media? They’re a bigger threat than any MMA fighter.
Hegseth (11:15 am ET): Agreed, Stephen. And on another note, JD, let’s not forget the love and approval we need to win from our top man.
Vance (11:45 am ET): Indeed, Pete. However, remind ourselves not to enable the elevator behavior ascribed to our administration.
Rubio (11:50 am ET): Agreed. We need to remain professional and focused, regardless of personal feelings. Tulsi, you’ve been quiet. Any thoughts?
Gabbard (12:00 pm ET): I’m just wondering if Jones could take on Putin, Marco. 😜 But yes, let’s remain focused.
Waltz (12:15 pm ET): Perhaps if we apply the same strategic rigor to our political battles as Jon Jones does to his fights, we’d be unstoppable.
Miller (12:30 pm ET): Keep dreaming, Waltz. Let’s focus on reality here. 🔥
Rubio (12:45 pm ET): Agreed, Stephen. Distractions won’t get us far. Back to business, everyone.
Hegseth (1:00 pm ET): Alright, Marco. But lighten up, will ya? 🇺🇸💪🔥
Rubio (1:05 pm ET): I’d be much lighter if this chat didn’t devolve into a bro-fest. Let’s keep it professional.
Kent (1:15 pm ET): Agreed, Rubio. Let’s stick to the agenda.
Hegseth (1:20 pm ET): Fine, guys. But remember, all work and no play… you know the rest.
Vance (1:25 pm ET): Let’s agree to move forward with our key tasks. We’ll meet again tomorrow, same time.
Miller (1:30 pm ET): Sounds like a plan. 🙏🇺🇸
Waltz (1:35 pm ET): Agreed. Let’s reconvene tomorrow, everyone. Stay focused and let’s get the job done.
Gabbard (1:40 pm ET): See you all tomorrow!
Rubio (1:45 pm ET): Take care, team. Every action counts.
Hegseth (1:50 pm ET): Agreed, Marco. Let’s do this. God bless America! 🇺🇸💪