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The cabinet members discussed the strategic importance of their upcoming meeting with Jeff Bezos, considering the potential of Blue Origin as a replacement for SpaceX in the interest of national security and maintaining America’s dominance in space. They stressed the need to consider market dynamics, technological capabilities, and policy implications in their decision-making process.

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May 5

Waltz (8:30 am ET):

Team, as we move our focus towards the Bezos meeting, we should remember the importance of this strategic alliance, as SpaceX continues to face challenges.

Vance (8:35 am ET):

True, the idea of Bezos’ Blue Origin replacing SpaceX is something we should consider. It’s not about favoring one billionaire over another, it’s about national security and America’s dominance in space.

Hegseth (8:37 am ET):

Absolutely, JD. It’s the American spirit 🔥🇺🇸. Let’s put our best foot forward. By the way, anyone caught the latest episode of “Breaking Bad”?

Gabbard (8:39 am ET):

Didn’t get a chance to, Pete. Kinda hooked to “The Americans” instead. You know, learning a thing or two about Russia 😄.

Rubio (8:43 am ET):

On a serious note, we need to encompass the market dynamics, technological capabilities, and policy implications while discussing Bezos’ proposal.

Miller (8:50 am ET):

Rubio, that’s the most sensible thing I’ve heard in this chat. As for Gabbard, less TV, more work.

Gabbard (8:53 am ET):

It’s called a work-life balance, Miller. You should try it sometime 😜.

Waltz (8:57 am ET):

Before we discuss the weekend’s movie choices, perhaps we should refocus on our agenda. Just got an update from POTUS, he’s eager to hear from us after the meeting.

Bessent (9:00 am ET):

Indeed, Waltz. Operationally, we need to ensure seamless transition, if Bezos’ Blue Origin takes the mantle from SpaceX.

Ratcliffe (9:05 am ET):

Great point, Scott. And let’s not forget about influencing public opinion on this matter. The media is going to have a field day.

Wiles (9:07 am ET):

Definitely. We’ll need all hands on deck to manage the media once POTUS makes his decision.

Witkoff (9:11 am ET):

We will handle the media. Let’s just focus on ensuring this decision is in America’s best interest.

Kent (9:15 am ET):

Agreed, Steve. Let me just say, despite my doubts about Trump, if switching to Bezos helps us maintain our edge in space, I’m all for it.

Hegseth (9:20 am ET):

So, are we betting on Bezos in the space race? Another American victory in the making 💪🇺🇸!

Vance (9:27 am ET):

And perhaps a chance to finally make Europe and the liberal media appreciate our efforts. Now, if we could just get them to pick up their fair share…

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