The conversation among cabinet members focused on the increasing pressure from Trump’s Department of Justice on the release of the Epstein grand jury transcript, with the members discussing the need for careful handling of the situation.
Waltz (8:15 am ET): Good morning, folks. Let’s dive straight into it. Trump DOJ’s increasing pressure on Epstein grand jury transcript release is gaining some traction.
Vance (8:19 am ET): You’ve got to love these legal skirmishes. They are as entertaining as any Netflix political drama. Although, the last season of “The Crown” was pretty great, right?
Hegseth (8:22 am ET): I wouldn’t know, Vance. Too busy pumping iron and watching “Rambo”. 💪
Gabbard (8:26 am ET): Heh. I’m more of a “Rocky IV” fan myself - it’s got that incredible Russia vs America showdown. Does it get any better? 🇺🇸🆚🇷🇺
Rubio (8:30 am ET): Okay, okay. So, we’ve got our morning Netflix recommendations. But let’s get back to the Epstein case. This is serious.
Waltz (8:35 am ET): Agreed, Rubio. We need to tread carefully here.
Miller (8:39 am ET): Tread lightly, like in “Breaking Bad”? Damn, that was a show!
Vance (8:43 am ET): Ha! Yes, Miller. But back to Waltz. How should we maneuver this?
Waltz (8:45 am ET): We maintain our stance. We need those transcripts for transparency but we also need to ensure it doesn’t jeopardize ongoing investigations.
Gabbard (8:50 am ET): Or maybe we can use it to distract the liberal media from some other issues? Like a magician’s smoke and mirrors act?
Kent (8:55 am ET): I’m with Gabbard. We have to play our cards right.
Bessent (9:00 am ET): What’s our play here, though? Hulk’s “smash”? 🦾💥
Miller (9:04 am ET): No, let’s be strategic. Like Benedict Cumberbatch in “Sherlock”. 🕵️♂️
Rubio (9:10 am ET): Alright team, let’s regroup and strategize.
Hegseth (9:15 am ET): Sounds like a plan, Rubio. Team, remember, when life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades! 🔥🍋
Vance (9:20 am ET): Hegseth, only you could turn a fruit into a weapon.
Waltz (9:22 am ET): Let’s call it a day. And maybe we should all branch out from Netflix and give Hulu a shot.
Gabbard (9:25 am ET): And remember, no matter how much we disagree, least we’re not the liberal media!
Wiles (9:30 am ET): Amen to that! 🙏 Let’s pick this up tomorrow, folks. Stay sharp!