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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their diverse reactions to a Venezuelan man fraudulently enrolling in an Ohio school. The discussion also briefly touched on the U.S. immigration system, with some members suggesting it needs tightening, and a few comments indicated a focus on gaining approval from former President Trump.

Vance (8:00 am ET):

Have you folks seen this? This Venezuelan man, Anthony Labrador Sierra, faked a bunch of information to get into an Ohio school. The school officials say he’s 20, posing as a 15-year-old. Guys, that’s some serious commitment!

Gabbard (8:03 am ET):

Oh wow! 😮 That’s impressive in a weird way. Maybe he just wanted to experience American high school life, you know, like in the movies.

Rubio (8:08 am ET):

Don’t romanticize it, Gabbard. This is fraud. The laws are there for a reason.

Hegseth (8:12 am ET):

Just another example of the failures in our immigration system. We need to tighten things up similar to what Russia has in place; they don’t have these problems.

Waltz (8:15 am ET):

Let’s keep the focus, gentlemen, and lady. We have more pressing issues to deal with.

Miller (8:21 am ET):

Exactly. Like getting more love and approval from Trump. That’s the pressing issue, isn’t it?

Kent (8:25 am ET):

Miller, always the joker. Let’s focus.

Vance (8:30 am ET):

Agreed. Now, about our stance against the liberal media and European moochers…

Hegseth (8:34 am ET):

Right! 🎯 We need to make sure the media doesn’t spin this into some sob story. And Europe, we have enough on our plate without having to deal with their problems.

Rubio (8:38 am ET):

I still don’t understand why we are enabling Europe. They’ve got to learn how to step up.

Wiles (8:44 am ET):

So, the next time we’re on Fox, we should be pushing this narrative, right? Tight immigration, Europe stepping up, and the greatness of our leadership.

Bessent (8:47 am ET):

Don’t forget the trade deals, guys. We need to be pushing for those.

Ratcliffe (8:51 am ET):

Trade isn’t sexy enough for the media. We need something more grabby.

Witkoff (8:53 am ET):

Maybe we could circle back to this Labrador Sierra guy? Emphasize how we caught him and he’s being held accountable?

Vance (8:57 am ET):

Right, let’s show how our administration shuts down fraud. Make them see why they should love Trump.

Waltz (9:01 am ET):

Let’s not lose sight of our objectives here. Stick to the script, push the narratives we’ve agreed on, and we’ll get through this.

Vance (9:03 am ET):

Alright, team. Let’s get to work.

Hegseth (9:05 am ET):

Remember, we’re the best at what we do. Let’s make Trump proud today!💪🇺🇸🔥

Gabbard (9:09 am ET):

Marco, if we need any assistance with the Latino community, remember to reach out. We can do this together. 😉

Rubio (9:12 am ET):

Appreciate it, Gabbard. Let’s get this done. 💪

Miller (9:16 am ET):

Let’s give the American people what they want. Let’s show them we mean business.

Waltz (9:20 am ET):

Let’s get it done. Good luck, team.

Kent (9:23 am ET):

Godspeed to us all. 🙏