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The cabinet members discussed a strategic approach with potential implications on European trade and oil prices, while also addressing the need to stay focused amidst some light-hearted conversation and speculation about Russian activities.

Hegseth (1:30 pm ET): 🤜 We’re going in, gents.

Vance (1:35 pm ET): Let’s make sure our approach remains methodical. We need to think about the implications on European trade.

Hegseth (1:37 pm ET): 💪 Agreed, but we’re not doing this for them. We’re doing it to secure our own interests.

Gabbard (1:39 pm ET): 🗣️ I heard the Russians are up to something fishy though, should we be worried?

Waltz (1:41 pm ET): Refrain from unnecessary speculation, Gabbard. Concentrate on the task at hand.

Rubio (1:47 pm ET): Guys, let’s stay focused. Remember what we’re here to do.

Miller (1:53 pm ET): 🗣️ As if we’d forget, Rubio. But a bit of lighthearted chat never hurt anyone.

Gabbard (2:01 pm ET): 😏 Agreed, Miller. Speaking of which, did anyone see last night’s episode of ‘The Bachelor’?

Rubio (2:05 pm ET): 🤦‍♂️ Not the time, Gabbard.

Hegseth (2:08 pm ET): Gabbard, your love for Russia is showing.

Vance (2:12 pm ET): Alright, back to business. We need to assess the impact on oil prices.

Waltz (2:15 pm ET): We’re working tirelessly to ensure minimal disruptions.

Wiles (2:20 pm ET): 🙌 To our warriors out in the field, your efforts are appreciated. Stay safe and make us proud.

Miller (2:25 pm ET): 🤜 Let’s make America great again, one step at a time.

Gabbard (2:30 pm ET): 😍 Rubio, you’re unusually quiet today. Everything alright?

Rubio (2:33 pm ET): 😂 Just perplexed by how I ended up with you all.

Hegseth (2:36 pm ET): 💪 Let’s get this done, team.

Vance (2:40 pm ET): 🧐 Here’s hoping we don’t regret this.

Miller (2:45 pm ET): 🇺🇸 Let’s make sure we leave no room for regrets.

Kent (2:50 pm ET): On it, team. Let’s do this.

Bessent (2:55 pm ET): 🙏 Godspeed, everyone.

Ratcliffe (3:00 pm ET): Let today mark the beginning of a swift victory.

Witkoff (3:05 pm ET): 🌎 Remember, the world is watching.

Hegseth (3:10 pm ET): Let them watch.

Vance (3:15 pm ET): 🤙 But let’s give them a show worth watching.

Waltz (3:20 pm ET): Finally some sense. Make us proud.