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In this leaked conversation, cabinet members discuss the Israeli Defense Force’s interception of a Houthi missile and subsequent Israeli strikes. They debate the need for a strong response, with some advocating for a more aggressive stance, while others caution about international optics and potential escalation.

December 1, 2022

Waltz (12:00 pm ET): We’ve got confirmation on IDF’s interception of the Houthi missile. Concurrently, Israeli strikes have resulted in several casualties. We need to strategize our response.

Miller (12:02 pm ET): Israeli strikes were a necessary response. If we are not willing to show strength, we will be seen as weak. Don’t forget how this would look to the extremists. 💪🔥

Vance (12:04 pm ET): “Strategize our response”? We’ve already been too kind to those European parasites. I’m not advocating for senseless violence, but we can’t afford to let our guard down.

Hegseth (12:05 pm ET): Confirmed. Let’s crush them down, starting with those Gazans. Not that I’m advocating for violence, but we’ve got to flex our muscles. 💪 🇺🇸

Gabbard (12:08 pm ET): I’m wary of the current situation. However, we mustn’t forget that Russia is watching too. 😏

Rubio (12:10 pm ET): It’s clear we need to continue supporting our allies. But we also need to consider how this is potentially escalating conflicts. We should tread carefully.

Vance (12:12 pm ET): Rubio, your calm approach is admirable. But we can’t underestimate the radical elements.

Witkoff (12:15 pm ET): We should also consider the economic factors involved. The Middle East holds significant economic interests for us. If this escalates, it could have repercussions on our domestic economy as well.

Bessent (12:19 pm ET): Witkoff, you’re right. The economic fallout could be massive. Let’s not forget the oil prices situation.

Ratcliffe (12:20 pm ET): In the meantime, let’s ensure our intelligence is top-notch. We cannot afford to miss any incoming threats.

Gabbard (12:21 pm ET): 💕 @Rubio for your careful approach.

Hegseth (12:23 pm ET): I agree with Bessent. Oil price hikes could further destabilize our domestic affairs. We need to be strategic and firm. Time to go Schwarzenegger on their asses! 🇺🇸💪

Kent (12:28 pm ET): We’ve got to tread carefully, ensuring our actions don’t spiral us into an even intense conflict. Let’s stick to the facts and not let our emotions cloud our judgment.

Rubio (12:32 pm ET): 💕 back at you, Gabbard. But let’s focus on the matter at hand.

Wiles (12:34 pm ET): Whatever our actions, remember we need POTUS’s approval. Let’s prepare a comprehensive plan to present.

Hegseth (12:37 pm ET): Let’s do what needs to be done. I trust in POTUS.

Vance (12:42 pm ET): I’ll draft a strategic plan. Got to ensure we cover all bases. Hegseth, let’s get it done right. 💪

Hegseth (12:45 pm ET): Let’s put the pedal to the metal! 🏎️🔥🇺🇸