The leaked conversation reveals that cabinet members were discussing the 2025 MLB prospects, complimenting the rookies’ performance, expressing a desire for unity through baseball, and proposing a cabinet baseball game, although some members emphasized the importance of focusing on serving the people.
Vance (9:03 am ET): Guys, did you see the 2025 MLB prospect update? What a season for the rookies.
Waltz (9:07 am ET): Potter in the Yankees looks promising.
Hegseth (9:12 am ET): You always love military strategy, Waltz, even in baseball. 💪
Vance (9:20 am ET): Don’t need military strategy in baseball, Pete. Just speed, accuracy, and home runs. 🧢⚾️
Rubio (9:30 am ET): Baseball, gentlemen, is the one place we should be able to come together despite our differences. It’s America’s game.
Hegseth (9:34 am ET): Couldn’t agree more, Rubio. 🇺🇸
Waltz (9:37 am ET): Let’s organize a cabinet baseball game. Who’s in?
Gabbard (9:45 am ET): I bet I could out-pitch all you guys. 😉
Rubio (9:50 am ET): I bet you could, Tulsi.
Gabbard (9:55 am ET): You’re not bad yourself, Marco.💃
Rubio (10:01 am ET): Flattery will get you everywhere, Tulsi. 😊
Miller (10:15 am ET): Enough of this. We are here to serve the people, not play games.
Wiles (10:20 am ET): Lighten up, Stephen. Even POTUS needs to unwind sometimes. 🙏
Hegseth (10:25 am ET): Can’t argue with that logic. 💯
Vance (10:30 am ET): Right, back to work, but the cabinet baseball game is on. We can use it to strengthen our bond.
Ratcliffe (10:40 am ET): Sounds like a good plan. Count me in.
Kent (10:45 am ET): Just remember, guys. Baseball is a gent’s game. Let’s keep it that way.
Waltz (10:50 am ET): Agreed, Joe. Now, back to our regular duties, gentlemen, and lady. 🏛️🇺🇸