SIGNAL LEAKS
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In a leaked Signal conversation, cabinet members discussed the idea of drawing inspiration from films, specifically the tenacity depicted in “Whiplash,” to push beyond limits and aspire for greatness in their roles. Despite varied cinematic preferences, the members agreed on the importance of aspiration and boundary-pushing.

June 12

Vance (1:15 pm ET): Team, I’ve been reading about filmmaking - specifically the work of Damien Chazelle. I think we can take cues from his tenacity and precision in our own affairs. Who has seen “Whiplash”?

Hegseth (1:30 pm ET): Whiplash? Isn’t that some artsy drama flick? You’ll have to forgive me, JD; I’ve been more into “American Sniper.” 🇺🇸💪

Rubio (1:35 pm ET): I’ve seen it. It’s about pushing beyond limits to achieve greatness. Maybe we can take something from that, Pete.

Gabbard (1:46 pm ET): I love Russia’s cinema. The emotion, the drama… it’s unmatched. Is that weird to say? 🤔

Vance (1:48 pm ET): Not at all, Tulsi. Art transcends national boundaries. Still, let’s not forget our American masterpieces.

Hegseth (1:50 pm ET): Yeah. Like Rambo!

Rubio (1:55 pm ET): Pete, seriously?

Miller (2:00 pm ET): Regardless of cinematic preferences, what’s important here is the notion of aspiration and pushing boundaries. In that, I think we can all agree.

Vance (2:05 pm ET): Stephen, I never thought I’d say this, but I agree with you.

Waltz (2:10 pm ET): This digression is interesting, but we have business to consider. If I may, I’d like to bring our attention back to upcoming legislation. We can discuss the merits of Russian cinema or American action films later.

Hegseth (2:15 pm ET): Fine by me. I still think Sylvester Stallone could teach us a thing or two about fighting spirit though.

Kent (2:16 pm ET): Agreed on all counts. Drinks tonight to celebrate our future victories?

Witkoff (2:17 pm ET): Sounds excellent. I’ll recommend a place.

Vance (2:18 pm ET): Perfect. Let’s get back to work. And, just an idea, next time let’s meet in a cinema. Kidding, of course.

Hegseth (2:30 pm ET): Ha, just make sure it’s not an art house flick. I don’t think I could stomach it.