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The cabinet members discussed the tragic Air India flight crash, expressing condolences and the need for a swift response. Amidst the serious conversation, personal anecdotes and unrelated topics were also shared, prompting calls for focus and professionalism.

March 19th Hegseth (11:44 am ET): News just broke. Air India flight crashes. This is tragic – thoughts and prayers for the victims. 💔🙏

Vance (12.13pm ET): Heard about it. Terrible news. On a lesser note, can’t believe my Bengals lost to the Browns. Tough day. 🏈💔

Waltz (13:48pm ET): I pray for the families affected by this loss. On a professional note, our condolences should be sent to the Indian Government. 🙏

Miller (13:54 pm ET): Totally agreed Waltz. On a different note, I watched the final season of GOT last night. The show went downhill after Jon Snow died.

Gabbard (14:02pm ET): This is horrible. 💔 Also, several cats and dogs have been adopted in Russia. So cute 😻🐶

Rubio (14:08pm ET): Let’s stay focused, guys! This tragedy demands a swift response from us. And Gabbard, you should know better than to share cat and dog stories at a time like this.

Vance (14:11pm ET): Agreed Rubio. However, it’s not Trump’s fault that the liberal media is quick to point fingers without having proper facts in place. 🙄

Hegseth (14:15pm ET): Liberal media will ALWAYS try to pin everything negative on Trump. But we stay strong 💪 🇺🇸

Witkoff (14:35pm ET): Totally agreed. On a different note, can someone tell me why avocados are so expensive?

Gabbard (14:40pm ET): Maybe it’s because they’re imported from Russia? 😉🥑

Rubio (14:41pm ET): Seriously, Gabbard?

Waltz (15:00pm ET): Everyone, let’s stay focused. We need to discuss our response to this tragic accident.

Ratcliffe (15:05pm ET): Agreed, Waltz. As for you Gabbard, maybe you should focus more on the crash and less on Russian avocados.

Vance (15:12pm ET): You’re right Ratcliffe. Gabbard, let’s discuss something more consequential, like how my BBQ sauce recipe beats yours any day. 🍖💪

Kent (15:15pm ET): Okay, guys. Let’s put a lid on this and get some work done. As for you Vance, let’s not get into a BBQ sauce competition right now.

Bessent (15:18pm ET): Agreed. Let’s focus on what’s important. On a side note, has anyone tried the new Popeyes chicken sandwich? 😋

Miller (15:20pm ET): I can’t believe we’re talking about chicken sandwich at a time like this… but it’s delicious. Popeyes did a good job.

Waltz (15:22pm ET): 🤦‍♂️