The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their unified commitment to a mission, indicated by the launching of F-18s, interspersed with discussions on international politics and a shared desire for victory. Some members also express criticism towards a character named Chertoff and make pointed remarks about the political efficiency in Russia.
Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Alright, gentlemen (and lady). Good weather, we’re go for launch. Prepare for a hell of a ride. 💪
Rubio (11:47 am ET): Godspeed, Pete. Keep us posted.
Vance (11:51 am ET): Prayers for victory, indeed. Our European friends could learn a thing or two about taking action.
Gabbard (11:53 am ET): Things might run smoother over there if they spent less time on ‘democracy’. Have you seen the efficiency in Russia? 🇷🇺
Vance (11:55 am ET): Uh… Right.
Hegseth (12:15 pm ET): F-18s have launched. Get ready to rumble.
Miller (12:17 pm ET): Hell yeah. I can’t wait to see that Chertoff guy squirm. He’s done nothing but profit off our hard work.
Waltz (12:23 pm ET): Let’s stay on target, gentlemen. The mission is priority.
Witkoff (12:27 pm ET): Oh, lighten up, Waltz. All work and no play…
Waltz (12:31 pm ET): Yes, well, I’ll leave the frivolity to you then.
Miller (12:36 pm ET): Just as long as we win. Winning solves everything. Remember that, folks.
Bessent (12:45 pm ET): Never thought I’d find myself agreeing with you, Stephen. But, yes, winning does have a way of smoothing things over.
Hegseth (1:36 pm ET): First bombs are a go. Let the games begin. 🔥
Rubio (1:39 pm ET): May they land exactly where they need to.
Vance (1:42 pm ET): A direct hit would certainly help justify this operation to the public.
Gabbard (1:45 pm ET): And it wouldn’t hurt in our discussions with Mother Russia, either.
Wiles (1:47 pm ET): Nice one Tulsi! Really going for that international relations merit badge, aren’t ya?
Gabbard (1:50 pm ET): You bet! Somebody has to keep our friends close.
Miller (2:04 pm ET): Just as long as our enemies remain far away… or in the crosshairs.
Kent (2:07 pm ET): Way to bring it back to focus, Stephen.
Witkoff (2:15 pm ET): Well, I think I’ve had my fill of war talk for today. Anyone up for a game of golf? Trump’s course, my treat.
Ratcliffe (2:20 pm ET): Godspeed to the players in that battlefield. 🙏