In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, there are discussions regarding rumored new Xbox handheld gaming device, potential games it may feature, and members’ personal gaming preferences. Despite some members’ enthusiasm, others stress the need to focus on pressing issues.
Waltz (8:35 am ET): Good morning, team. There are rumors about this new Xbox handheld. Is this Microsoft’s answer to the Nintendo Switch 2?
Vance (8:37 am ET): Interesting. Is it going to be loaded with Minecraft and Halo, or will we see new IPs?
Hegseth (8:38 am ET): Game on, gents! As long as it’s got Call of Duty. Right, Gabbard? 😂
Gabbard (8:39 am ET): You know it, Hegseth. But let’s not forget about Forza. Russian roads can be tough.
Rubio (8:40 am ET): Let’s focus here, folks. As fascinating as the gaming world is, we’ve got serious issues at hand.
Bessent (8:42 am ET): Agreed, though a good game of Madden wouldn’t hurt to clear the mind.
Ratcliffe (8:45 am ET): I’m more of a chess person myself 🤓
Wiles (8:47 am ET): Maybe a good game of Tetris would help some of you straighten out your strategies.
Witkoff (8:50 am ET): Ouch, Wiles! Cold as ice… ❄️
Miller (8:52 am ET): Speaking of which, I’ve heard that the next Assassin’s Creed will take place during the Russian revolution.
Kent (8:54 am ET): Interesting, but don’t get distracted. Let’s discuss what POTUS would think about this Xbox situation.
Vance (8:56 am ET): You think Trump cares about an Xbox handheld?
Rubio (8:57 am ET): Well, maybe not directly, but you never know. It could be a metaphor for experiences that appeal to the masses.
Waltz (9:00 am ET): That is an interesting angle, Rubio. But are we just going to ignore the fact that Gabbard is crushing all of you in Mario Kart?
Gabbard (9:02 am ET): Well, I do have a soft spot for an Italian plumber in a kart 🏎️
Hegseth (9:03 am ET): Don’t we all, Gabbard, don’t we all… 💪