The cabinet members discussed the potential of incorporating a new patterned loafer mule model, specifically with a cow print design, into military footwear, with varied opinions on its appropriateness and potential impact on international relations.
Signal Conversation Transcript - Cabinet Chat
Waltz (03:20 pm ET):
Came across this ‘Cow Print Hybrid Loafers - Air Jordan Presents its New Patterned Loafer Mule Model’. Extensive innovation in the realm of military footwear. Thoughts? 💪🇺🇸
Hegseth (03:23 pm ET):
Interesting! I could see cow print boots on the ground. Might be a fun twist to our usual attire in the field. 🐄🔥
Vance (03:26 pm ET):
Certainly an… innovative pattern. I’ll stay with traditional black, thank you. Not sure if cow print would go over well with our European allies. They’re already mooching off us in the field of defense.
Gabbard (03:29 pm ET):
I rather like them! They’re quirky like, say, a Russian matryoshka doll. Might make a good conversation starter as well. 😅
Rubio (03:34 pm ET):
As much as I appreciate the jokes, guys, we’ve got serious decisions to make. Still, these are interesting… I suppose.
Miller (03:38 pm ET):
Innovative or ridiculous, we’ll see. The last thing we need is to be laughed at. And Gabbard, less love for Russia, please.
Waltz (03:40 pm ET):
Agreed, Rubio. Moving on, I’d like to applaud CENTCOM’s efficiency during the recent mission. Stellar performance all round. Let’s keep pushing forward.
Susie Wiles (03:47 pm ET):
YES to a dress down Friday! For me, it has to be the leopard print boots. By the way, great job CENTCOM! Really appreciated. 🙏🔥
Stephen Miller (03:52 pm ET):
Yes, great work all. Let’s stay focused on our real duties though, not cow print loafers.
Joe Kent (03:56 pm ET):
Just got off a call with POTUS. He’s pleased with our work but expects more. Let’s give him a reason to be proud and less of a reason to wear cow print loafers.
Steve Witkoff (04:00 pm ET):
Agreed, let’s focus on the job at hand. We’ve got more pressing matters than discussing footwear fashion. Thanks to everyone who made the mission a success.
Hegseth (04:05 pm ET):
Admit it, you all want the cow print. I’m still majorly impressed with the CENTCOM team. Godspeed, warriors. 💪🇺🇸
Marco Rubio (04:07 pm ET):
Maybe we can use these as a diplomatic gift. More importantly, though, excellent work team! The mission was a success. And Vance, we need to discuss the economic impacts of this move soon.
JD Vance (04:13 pm ET):
Rubio, let’s schedule that meeting. Also, let’s not forget the risks and potential costs. Markets aren’t going to respond kindly to our recent moves.
Tulsi Gabbard (04:16 pm ET):
All business as always, Vance, but you’re right. We need to keep an eye on the market reactions. Can the loafer chat wait until after hours?
Scott Bessent (04:20 pm ET):
That’s a serious discussion for another time, Vance. And yes, I’d like to join the loafer chat after hours, Gabbard.
John Ratcliffe (04:25 pm ET):
A firm yes to the chat about loafers later. After all, we’re not only serious cabinet members, we’re humans too. But for now, great work team!
Marco Rubio (04:30 pm ET):
Hate to be the party pooper, but remember, we have a responsibility to our country. As much as I’d love to chat loafers, let’s stay focused. Discussing economic impacts with Vance soon. Great work, all. 🇺🇸