SIGNAL LEAKS
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In the leaked conversation, cabinet members discussed BSP chief Mayawati’s decision to leave her Lutyens’ house for a larger one, with some members expressing concern about its relevance to strategic concerns, while others made light-hearted comments about the situation.

Waltz (11:30 am ET): Good day, everyone. I hope this message finds you well. Rubio (11:32 am ET): Afternoon, Waltz. What’s on the agenda?

Waltz (11:35 am ET): We have something new to discuss. It’s about BSP chief Mayawati’s recent step of leaving her Lutyens’ house, seeking a bigger bungalow.

Gabbard (11:40 am ET): 🏠👀 Well, she’s definitely not a minimalist.

Rubio (11:45 am ET): 😂 Good observation, Gabbard.

Vance (11:49 am ET): But let’s not digress. Waltz, why is this relevant for us?

Waltz (11:51 am ET): I believe it’s an interesting development, considering her party’s current political game.

Miller (11:54 am ET): Enough of this. We have more pressing issues. Let’s focus on real strategic concerns.

Gabbard (11:57 am ET): Oh, come on, Stephen. Loosen up a bit. I bet Putin would love a bigger dacha! 🇷🇺🏡

Rubio (11:59 am ET): 🤣 Gabbard, you’re hitting it today!

Vance (12:03 pm ET): While I don’t endorse your choice of humor, Gabbard, I question its relevance. We need to talk about our game plan.

Hegseth (12:07 pm ET): Agreed, Vance. But speaking of Mayawati’s new bungalow, I could do with a man cave myself. A place where I can watch action movies undisturbed would be perfect. 🎥🍿

Gabbard (12:10 pm ET): Only if it has a direct hotline to Trump Tower, right Hegseth?

Rubio (12:12 pm ET): 🤣 Now that’s a room worth considering!

Miller (12:15 pm ET): For God’s sake… you’re acting like children. You’re representing Trump’s America, not a frat house.

Waltz (12:19 pm ET): Okay, let’s take this offline. Meanwhile, let’s stay alert for any changes in the political landscape. Gabbard, keep an eye on your Russian friends.

Gabbard (12:22 pm ET): Sure, Waltz. 😎🇷🇺