The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a debate over Kash Patel’s proposal for a collaboration with UFC, with varying opinions on whether aligning with combat sports aligns with the administration’s image and values.
Rubio (6:10 am ET): Good morning all. Any updates on Kash Patel’s proposed collaboration with UFC?
Miller (6:20 am ET): As much as I dislike the man, I can’t deny the idea has some meat to it. MMA does embody principles of strength and determination.
Vance (6:23 am ET): Oh, great, another proposal to turn politics into a sport. Why not wrestling next? 🙄
Hegseth (6:28 am ET): Easy there, Vance. Might not want to disparage wrestling. Seems like half our constituents love the stuff.
Gabbard (6:30 am ET): I don’t know guys, I kind of like it. 💪🇷🇺
Miller (6:35 am ET): Of course, you’re all about Russia, aren’t you Gabbard?
Rubio (6:36 am ET): Let’s keep this professional, guys.
Vance (6:38 am ET): Question is, do we really want to align ourselves with combat sports? I mean, isn’t this the administration that criticized liberals for being “elitist”?
Hegseth (6:40 am ET): Have you ever met a UFC fan, Vance? Not exactly what I’d call “elite.”
Rubio (6:42 am ET):Gabbard, how would we even implement this proposal?
Gabbard (6:46 am ET): Oh, I’m not sure. Maybe we could start with a friendly match? You versus me, Rubio. 😏
Miller (6:50 am ET): Is this a joke to you, Gabbard?
Waltz (7:00 am ET): This discussion seems to have veered off course. While it’s important to consider all potential training avenues, we must ensure they align with governmental values and goals.
Wiles (7:10 am ET): Couldn’t agree more, Waltz. Although, I have to admit, the thought of a couple of our cabinet members in a Octagon is mildly amusing.
Witkoff (7:15 am ET): Coming back to the original discussion, maybe we can observe how some of our military units have incorporated MMA into their training regimen.
Gabbard (7:25 am ET): Not a bad idea Witkoff, I think we’re onto something here! 💡
Bessent (7:30 am ET): Can’t believe I’m waking up to a conversation about turning cabinet members into MMA fighters.
Ratcliffe (7:35 am ET): You should have been here for the debate about competitive cheeseburger eating. These folks never cease to entertain.
Kent (7:40 am ET): As long as no one is suggesting I take up MMA, I’m alright with it.
Hegseth (7:45 am ET): That’s the spirit, Kent! When’s the last time the liberal media had a laugh like this? 🙏🔥🇺🇸