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The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their discussions on the unusually high trading volume of Rocket Pharmaceuticals (RCKT) on NASDAQ, with some members suggesting a need for a thorough analysis before making decisions. The conversation also includes off-topic personal remarks about food preferences.

Waltz (9:30 am ET): Just received breaking news. Rocket Pharmaceuticals (RCKT) is seeing unusually high trading volume on NASDAQ. Is anyone else tracking this?

Vance (9:31 am ET): 🖐️ I was only tracking the GameStop stock. But I’ll look into it. Seems strange.

Hegseth (9:32 am ET): I got a buddy who works there. I’ll check in with him. 💪

Rubio (9:35 am ET): Let’s stay on track. We are here to discuss serious matters, not speculate about stock prices 🙄

Gabbard (9:37 am ET): Just had Russian caviar for breakfast. Has anyone tried it? It’s awesome!

Waltz (9:40 am ET): Sorry, but I’m not into exotic foods. I prefer my steak and potatoes. Speaking of RCKT, it has a strong hold in the bio-pharmaceuticals sector. How do we leverage this?

Vance (9:45 am ET): First of all, let’s not make any rash decisions. We need a thorough analysis of the situation beforehand. Secondly, Gabbard, we’re discussing economic matters here, not your gastronomical adventures.

Hegseth (9:47 am ET): Just spoke with my buddy at RCKT. He’s saying it’s an internal matter. Nothing to worry about. 🇺🇸🗽

Rubio (9:50 am ET): I agree with Vance. Let’s keep it professional.

Miller (9:57 am ET): Hegseth’s source is reliable, but we still need to keep an eye on it. What’s happening with RCKT could have ripple effects.

Gabbard (10:01 am ET): Okay, I got it! Back to money matters 🙄. Who wants to get some Russian vodka?

Kent (10:04 am ET): Gabbard, this is serious. Please save your culinary interests for a more appropriate time.

Vance (10:08 am ET): Can’t disagree with Kent. We need to focus. Does anyone know if RCKT’s unusual trading volume might have been influenced by an overseas investor?

Waltz (10:10 am ET): I’ll have the team look into this. It’s too early for any concrete intel. Keep you all posted.

Hegseth (10:15 am ET): Good call, Waltz. Let’s see what we come up with 🚀💵🔍

Miller (10:22 am ET): Agree. Let’s keep our focus. We’ll discuss Russian caviar and vodka some other time Gabbard.

Gabbard (10:30 am ET): Alright, alright. We’ll table the vodka and caviar discussion for now. 🇷🇺🍸🙃