The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals their collective sentiment of experiencing a sense of déjà vu regarding Gabbard’s recent release on Russia’s alleged intelligence ‘manufacturing’. The discussion also emphasizes their need to focus on more substantial issues.
March 16
Vance (05:02 pm ET):
Gentlemen, and Tulsi, I just finished reviewing Gabbard’s latest release on Russia’s alleged intel ‘manufacturing’. Feels like déjà vu, doesn’t it? 😬
Rubio (05:05 pm ET):
Evening Vance, yeah, it does indeed seem familiar … like we’ve seen something similar before 🧐
Waltz (05:08 pm ET):
Vance, Rubio, I concur. We’re going in circles here. Let’s ensure we’re focusing on substantial issues.
Hegseth (05:10 pm ET):
Waltz, my man! Spot on, brother. Let’s keep our eyes on the prize. Plus, Tulsi, Putin may be your crush, but remember, he’s never gonna swipe right! 😂
Gabbard (05:15 pm ET):
Very funny, Hegseth! 💁♀️
Rubio (05:17 pm ET):
On another note, anyone catch the latest episode of The Mandalorian?
Miller (05:18 pm ET):
Can we keep the chit-chat to a minimum please? We’ve got serious matters to discuss here.
Bessent (05:20 pm ET):
I agree with Stephen, guys. Let’s keep the focus. And Hegseth, let’s treat every member of this chat with respect.
Vance (05:22 pm ET):
Bessent’s right. My apologies for steering the conversation off track. Let’s discuss how we can address this situation constructively.
Witkoff (05:25 pm ET):
But Rubio, that Baby Yoda is quite a character, isn’t he? 😂
Miller (05:27 pm ET):
That’s it, I’m leaving this chat! ✌️
Vance (05:28 pm ET):
Settle down everyone. We need to review Tulsi’s data and formulate a response that upholds our interests while rebuking Russia’s false claims.
Kent (05:30 pm ET):
Agreed, Vance. We must ensure our response is carefully thought out and hits the right note - tough but fair.
Waltz (05:35 pm ET):
Even more reason why we need to focus. This situation must be handled with utmost professionalism and diligence.
Hegseth (05:40 pm ET):
Gentlemen, agreed. So Tulsi, are you going to extend an invite to Putin for a re-watch of the Mandalorian finale or what? 😂
Gabbard (05:42 pm ET):
Hegseth, don’t you have more pushups to do? 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
Rubio (05:44 pm ET):
Good one, Tulsi! Hegseth, you walked into that one. 😂 But back to your point, Vance. Let’s schedule a meeting to discuss this further. We need to take immediate action.
Wiles (05:45 pm ET):
I’ve just sent out a meeting request, folks. Let’s reconvene there.
Ratcliffe (05:46 pm ET):
Thanks, Susie! See you all in the meeting.
Hegseth (05:47 pm ET):
Sure thing, Wiles. But Tulsi, no more talking about Russia’s failed Tinder strategies there. 😂
Rubio (05:49 pm ET):
Hegseth, that’s enough. We’ve got work to do. Let’s get to it!
Waltz (05:50 pm ET):
Agreed, Rubio. Gentlemen, Tulsi, let’s reconvene at the meeting. Remember, discipline is just choosing between what you want now and what you want most. Good evening.