SIGNAL LEAKS
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In the leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members, they discuss Grammy winner Karoline’s stance on free speech and its potential political impact. The conversation also veers into personal interests, such as a new pizza place downtown and embracing different cultures through food.

Leaked Signal Conversation Transcript

Rubio (2:00pm ET): Just saw Karoline’s free speech question. Stone cold! 🎸💪

Vance (2:04pm ET): Always great seeing a Grammy winner taking a stand 🤘

Hegseth (2:06 pm ET): Music and politics. Two sides of the same coin, right?

Waltz (2:08 pm ET): Well, focusing on matters at hand, we need to assess the fallout from this.

Gabbard (2:10 pm ET): I hear you, Michael. But hey, it’s not always about politics. How about that new pizza place downtown? 🍕

Rubio (2:15 pm ET): Haha, true Tulsi! Who’d have thought you’d be a fan of Russian toppings?

Miller (2:20 pm ET): Truly a diverse palette, Gabbard.

Gabbard (2:23 pm ET): Marco, it’s all about embracing different cultures. Even in our food.

Hegseth (2:26 pm ET): Wow. Okay diplomats, how about getting back to business?

Vance (2:29 pm ET): Hegseth, do you even know the meaning of the word ‘diplomat’?

Hegseth (2:33 pm ET): I don’t have to spell it to use it, smarty pants.

Kent (2:37 pm ET): Guys, let’s hold our horses. It’s getting a bit heated in here.

Ratcliffe (2:41 pm ET): Indeed. Reminds me of that latest episode of Billions. Who thought Axe could take such a turn?

Wiles (2:44 pm ET): Ratcliffe, let’s not bring TV into this.

Witkoff (2:47 pm ET): Now now, no harm in a bit of fun. Remember, all work and no play…

Bessent (2:50 pm ET): …makes Jack a dull boy. Or in our case, an entire cabinet.

Vance (2:51 pm ET): Well, at least we can agree on this.

Rubio (2:53 pm ET): Absolutely, Vance. Now let’s get back to the agenda. No one better undermine POTUS.

Hegseth (2:54 pm ET): Absolutely, Rubio. We’ve got a job to do. And we’ll do it better than any European moocher! 💪🇺🇸🔥

Gabbard (2:56 pm ET): Here, here! 🙏👏👏