In a leaked conversation among cabinet members, there was discussion about a recent tweet from the President regarding Elon Musk’s departure from Dogecoin. The members also discussed the need to strategize their messaging for an upcoming press conference in light of this development.
April 21
Rubio (8.13 am ET): Let’s talk about what the boss tweeted last night. He said Elon Musk’s last day at DOGE, can’t believe it’s happening.
Vance (8.15 am ET): Wait, is Musk leaving DOGE? That’s news to me. The man is as unpredictable as POTUS himself.
Hegseth (8.20 am ET): I heard Musk might be headed to Mars instead, literally! 🚀
Gabbard (8.23 am ET): Don’t be ridiculous, Hegseth! Although, knowing Musk, you never know.
Miller (8.25 am ET): I swear, between POTUS and Elon Musk, Twitter has never been busier. Makes me feel like we’re back in high school 🙄
Rubio (8.27 am ET): Is anyone here actually using Dogecoin? I’m still trying to understand how it works.
Waltz (8.30 am ET): Staying on topic, guys. We need to figure out the messaging around POTUS’ tweet and the press conference on Friday. The media is going to have a field day with this.
Gabbard (8:32 am ET): I agree, Waltz. Let’s get back to business.
Rubio (8.33 am ET): Right, sorry about that.
Bessent (8.34 am ET): But first, any insight on who might replace Musk?
Vance (8.35 am ET): Well, if POTUS was serious about Kanye West last week… 🤣
Hegseth (8:37 am ET): Now there’s a press conference I’d pay to see! 🍿
Kent (10.32 am ET): All jokes aside, do we have any official statement about Musk’s departure?
Waltz (10:33 am ET): Let’s wait for Friday. All speculation right now.
Rubio (10:34 am ET): Good plan. No need to feed the rumor mill.
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