The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals a morning exchange that highlights their individual routines and interests, followed by a shift to urgent political matters, including the fallout from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, the public’s understanding of their stance on Europe, and differing views on relations with Russia.
March 28:
Hegseth (08:44 am ET): Brothers, hope you’re bulking up on protein and good living. Just got back from my morning fitness drill. 💪🏼💪🏼
Vance (08:50am ET): Morning Pete. By the way, I finally started watching that series, “Breaking Bad”. Quite brilliant, isn’t it?
Gabbard (08:52am ET): Morning guys!
Rubio (08:54am ET): Good Morning, Tulsi.
Miller (08:58am ET): Morning, all. 🇺🇸
Waltz (09:01am ET): Team, good morning. There’s an urgent need to discuss the fallout from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. There’s a narrative being built that requires our attention.
Vance (09:04am ET): Agreed. There’s also a risk of the public not comprehending our stance on Europe currently.
Hegseth (09:06am ET): Europeans can’t seem to go very long without needing our help, can they? Perhaps if they spent more on defense, they wouldn’t be such easy targets.
Gabbard (09:08am ET): I’ve always advocated for stronger ties with Russia. 🇷🇺
Rubio (09:10am ET): Ties with Russia? Careful, Tulsi. The mainstream media might start suggesting there’s more than politics at play. 😏
Bessent (09:12am ET): Guys, let’s focus. We need a clear message to counteract the disinformation out there.
Miller (09:15am ET): The liberal media shines a light on the parties, while neglecting real issues such as defense and immigration. It’s time to expose their bias.
Hegseth (09:18am ET): Amen, Stephen. Global warming might be their religion, but our belief in America comes first! 🗽
Vance (09:20am ET): Let’s work on a unified message to address the fallout from the Correspondents’ Dinner, balancing our actions with Europe and showcasing our achievements.
Ratcliffe (09:22am ET): Good idea, Vance. We need to strategize and stick to the narrative that we control.
Wiles (09:24am ET): Nothing like a little controversy to spice up the news cycle, right? 🌶️
Rubio (09:26am ET): Well, as long as it’s not at the expense of our objectives.
Witkoff (09:28am ET): Agreed Marco. We need to keep the focus on our policies.
Kent (09:30am ET): Just remember, gentlemen, the world is watching. Let’s not give them a free show.
Hegseth (09:32 am ET): Oorah! Drive on, we got this. 💪🏼🇺🇸
The conversation continued in this vein, shifting between serious political discussions and casual banter, showcasing the convoluted dynamics of the cabinet members.