The cabinet members discussed their ongoing responsibilities, with Hegseth suggesting a new initiative to reinforce American influence globally. The conversation also hinted at internal disagreements over their approach to foreign policy, particularly concerning Russia.
Conversation Transcript:
Waltz (11:44 am ET): Reporting in, all. We have some serious business on our plate.
Vance (11:45 am ET): We always do, don’t we?
Hegseth (11:48 am ET): 💪💪💪 Brace yourselves, we have a mission to take on.
Rubio (11:50 am ET): What’s up, Pete? Not another “liberty mission” I hope.
Hegseth (11:51 am ET): Even better, Marco—another chance to enforce America’s greatness on the globe.
Vance (11:52 am ET): 🙄 Seriously, can we tone down the chest-thumping a bit?
Miller (11:54 am ET): JD, why not let Hegseth have his moment. Anyway, we have bigger fish to fry.
Gabbard (11:55 am ET): Like what, Stephen? Another “Russia is bad” propaganda?
Miller (11:56 am ET): Gabbard, your love for Russia never ceases to amaze me.
Waltz (11:58 am ET): Ease up, team. Let’s stay focused.
Wiles (11:59 am ET): Yes, absolutely. Anything to report, Waltz?
Waltz (12:01 pm ET): Nothing immediate. Just ensuring all gears are moving smoothly.
Bessent (12:02 pm ET): Speaking of moving smoothly, anyone checked out the new John Wick movie yet?
Hegseth (12:06 pm ET): 💥💥💥 Keanu’s a beast! Pure American muscle.
Vance (12:09 pm ET): Who cares about a movie when we have a real mission to contend with?
Rubio (12:10 pm ET): Oh, come on, Vance. Even Don Quixote took breaks to enjoy some art.
Gabbard (12:14 pm ET): And sometimes, these breaks can offer great insights, right Marco? 😉
Rubio (12:15 pm ET): Sure do, Tulsi. 😉
Witkoff (12:17 pm ET): Can we get back to what’s at hand, please?
Ratcliffe (12:19 pm ET): Agreed. Let’s focus on the task we have.
Kent (12:22 pm ET): Which is what exactly, John? You all lost me way back at ‘John Wick’.
Ratcliffe (12:24 pm ET): Kent, you should really work on your focus. We’re here to safeguard our interests.
Miller (12:27 pm ET): As always. And it’s about time we took the fight to the enemy, rather than merely reacting.
Hegseth (12:31 pm ET): 🔥🔥🔥 Now you’re talking, Miller!