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The leaked conversation reveals cabinet members discussing Elon Musk’s criticism of Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ and debating the need for an in-depth response, considering Musk’s influence, the impact on public perception, and the possibility of engaging him in a dialogue.

Title: “Cabinet Members Discuss Elon Musk’s Criticism of Trump’s ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’”

Transcript:

Hegseth (11:44 am ET): Just saw Elon’s latest Twitter rant on our “Big, Beautiful Bill”. I swear, this guy could use a refresher in economics 101. 💪🇺🇸🔥

Vance (11:48 am ET): As I’ve advised previously, Elon’s opinions, however misguided, carry significant weight with the tech community. It’s worth considering a more in-depth response.

Miller (11:53 am ET): His opinions are worth as much as a bitcoin in a bear market. He doesn’t understand the big picture here.

Gabbard (11:57 am ET): Regardless, we need to address this. It’s impacting public perception, and I hate to admit it, but he’s got a substantial following who might just be as confused as he is about our policies. 🇷🇺💗

Rubio (12:03 pm ET): Elon can be eccentric, for sure, but he’s also strategic. Maybe we could invite him for a dialogue, try to get him on our side. Could be a good PR move too.

Bessent (12:07 pm ET): I second Rubio’s suggestion. Elon needs to understand the nuances of our policies.

Waltz (12:12 pm ET): I concur. Our policies are sound and beneficial for Americans in the long run, but are often misunderstood. We could use Elon’s platform to reach a broader demographic and explain the necessary intricacies.

Witkoff (12:17 pm ET): Maybe we can convince him to build a Trump Tower on Mars. That would keep him busy. 😅

Hegseth (12:22 pm ET): Steve, you and your real estate jokes! But seriously, an open dialogue might not be a bad idea. After all, the man has sent a car to space. That’s dedication. 💪🚀🇺🇸

Ratcliffe (12:26 pm ET): It’s settled then. We’ll extend an invitation for dialogue…preferably away from Twitter.

Wiles (12:32 pm ET): If anyone can make heads or tails from his tweets, I applaud you. His communication style is…unique, to say the least.

Kent (12:37 pm ET): Just make sure we don’t agree to any of his crazy ideas during the meeting. Last thing we need is a Trump-branded Tesla.

Vance (12:42 pm ET): We’ll keep it professional, Joe. And as much as I agree that Elon’s Twitter rants can be eccentric, they’ve got people talking. Maybe it’s time to listen.