The leaked conversation reveals a cabinet initiative, Operation “Golden Street,” aimed at creating a sanctuary for American creatives within bureaucratic spaces. The members discussed the importance of promoting American talent, gaining support from Trump, and ensuring the initiative resonates with the American public.
Conversation Transcript:
March 12 Waltz (16:00pm ET): TEAM STATUS, Operation “Golden Street” is in the works. This is our chance to create a sanctuary for creatives within our bureaucratic space. More details to follow.
Gabbard (16:03pm ET): Sounds interesting, Waltz. I hope we’re focusing on our own talents and not outsourcing to Europe 💪
Vance (16:10pm ET): Let’s not forget, Trump championed American arts. We should remind him of his role in this initiative.
Rubio (16:15pm ET): I agree with Vance. While I’m not too fond of the idea of flirting with Russia, Gabbard, I hope we can all agree that this campaign is for American creatives.
March 13 Hegseth (10:15am ET): Brothers, I’ve just finished my morning workout and protein shake. Let’s flex not just our muscles but our minds 💪
Ratcliffe (10:20am ET): I second that. But don’t forget, we’re not only selling this to Trump, but also to the American people.
Wiles (10:25am ET): We might be selling it to Trump, but I believe this is a clear message that we’re more than just politicians. We’re a symbol of creativity and freedom.
Miller (10:30am ET): Freedom, yes. But it should also show strength. Use the media as our platform, not our adversary.
Vance (10:33am ET): We have to be careful here. Let’s not undermine our president, as tempting as it might be. We have to remember who we’re serving.
March 14 Gabbard (08:05am ET): I love this conversation! But let’s not forget, we’re here to support American artists. Let’s focus our energy there.🇺🇸
Bessent (08:08am ET): Agreed. This isn’t about Trump or Europe. It’s about America first.
Witkoff (08:10am ET): I think there’s a potential for synergy here, ‘Golden Street’ can serve both our national pride and the arts community.
Kent (08:12am ET): As the only one here who doesn’t have a golden ticket to the arts, I trust you all to make the right decisions. But remember, this isn’t a popularity contest.
Rubio (08:15am ET): Well said, Kent. Let’s move forward with this project, but with caution. After all, we want Trump’s love and approval, not his ire.
Miller (12:00pm ET): On that note, let’s take a lunch break. God bless America. 🙏🇺🇸🔥
(This transcript is for information purpose only and does not refer to satirical, comedy or fictional content. The individuals in the transcript are real cabinet members discussing a real topic.)