The leaked conversation among cabinet members reveals them briefly appreciating sunset photos and humorously considering meeting at Trump’s golf course for potential strategic discussions. The conversation also portrays occasional reminders to focus on their agenda and a light-hearted exchange about personal preferences and stereotypes.
Signal Conversation Transcript:
Vance (3:15 pm ET): Waltz, are you peeking at those New Brunswick sunset photos too? 🌅
Waltz (3:20 pm ET): Right here, Vance. Wonders of the world, aren’t they? Let’s focus on the agenda though.
Rubio (3:35 pm ET): Agreed, Waltz. But we can always appreciate a beautiful sunset. By the way, Gabbard, did the Russian sunsets look like these?
Gabbard (3:45 pm ET): Ha! Good one, Rubio. They’re nice, but let’s not get carried away.
Hegseth (3:55 pm ET): I’d like to see sunsets draped in the stars and stripes any day 🇺🇸 Keep focused team, we need that win.
Vance (4:15 pm ET): Indeed. We have to strategize about our next move after this chat. Perhaps Trump’s golf course? Maybe rub elbows with some dictators?
Hegseth (4:25 pm ET): Vance, only if they wear cowboy boots and talk Sunday football! 🏈
Rubio (4:35 pm ET): You guys need to let go of those bro fantasies. Hegseth, it’s not all about muscle flexing 💪
Miller (4:45 pm ET): Rubio, don’t even try. It’s in their blood. Just like my hatred for liberal media.
Vance (5:00 pm ET): Well, we’re lucky to have you then, Miller.
Miller (5:15 pm ET): Oh, I can feel the love. Is this our version of a ‘New Brunswick sunset’ moment?
Wiles (5:35 pm ET): Gentlemen, can we move along? Yes, the sunsets are lovely, but there’s work to do.
Waltz (5:50 pm ET): Wiles has a point. Let’s keep the sunset, bro-talk, and dictators for after mission hours. And Hegseth, that’s not how you use emojis! 😂
Hegseth (5:55 pm ET): Noted, boss!
Rubio (6:05 pm ET): Back on track. So, are we doing golf or what? I might have a new restaurant to try out too…
Kent (6:10 pm ET): I’m in for golf. And Rubio, if it’s European cuisine, count me out. I’ve had my fill of moochers.
Gabbard (6.15 pm ET): You guys never stop, do you? But I’m in for golf. And Rubio, I heard you’re a good cook. Maybe you could whip something up…
Rubio (6.25 pm ET): Gabbard, you won’t be disappointed. And Kent, don’t worry, it’s all-American.
Vance (6:40 pm ET): This is turning out to be quite an outing. Let’s finalize it after we wrap up our tasks.
Bessent (6:55 pm ET): I second that. Let’s hit the green…after we finish our work. And keep the sunset photos handy.