SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked Signal conversation among cabinet members reveals a discussion about the ongoing trade standoff with China and President’s tweets about Xi Jinping, which are perceived to be exacerbating the situation. The conversation also touches on potential economic fallout, the President’s motives, the reluctance to criticize him openly, and their collective struggle against liberal media.

Gabbard (1:20 pm ET): Just finished my Vinyasa yoga session guys, ready to dive into the Eastern POV about POTUS.

Waltz (1:25 pm ET): As always, Tulsi, thanks for your unique insight. Let’s focus on the task at hand. The trade standoff with China continues and the President’s recent tweets about Xi Jinping are only deepening the impasse.

Rubio (1:30 pm ET): The economic fallout could hit us real hard. Have to admit though, it’s better than being seen as the world’s pushover.

Vance (1:35pm ET): POTUS’s actions seem more ego-driven than anything else. But let’s be honest guys, nobody on this side of the spectrum will openly criticize him, will they?

Miller (1:40 pm ET): We knew what we signed up for, JD.

Hegseth (1:45 pm ET): Miller’s right. We’re in a fight for our lives against the liberal media. “Strength through action” as they say in the Corps. 💪🇺🇸🔥

Rubio (1:50 pm ET): Talking about Corps, anyone checked out that new war movie, “Midway”? It’s been getting some rave reviews.

Gabbard (1:55 pm ET): I heard about it Marco, but I have this Russian indie film on my must-watch list. ‘Loveless’, you guys should check it out.

Rubio (2:00 pm ET): Thanks for the recommendation, Tulsi. ☺️

Miller (2:05 pm ET): Enough with the chit-chat, guys. Let’s discuss our strategy to handle the media fallout from these latest tweets by POTUS.

Waltz (2:10 pm ET): Agreed. We have to ensure we remain on message and present a united front.

Vance (2:15 pm ET):
Well, I’ve been working on a long-term economic impact study. It presents a much-needed counter-narrative to the liberal media’s doom and gloom.

Kent (2:25 pm ET): Glad to see you’re staying productive, JD. We need those counter-narratives. Let’s take this fight to them.

Hegseth (2:30 pm ET): Never retreat, never surrender! 🇺🇸💪

Bessent (2:35 pm ET): It seems we all have our assignments then. Remember, let’s keep our communications secure and away from prying eyes.

Ratcliffe (2:40 pm ET): No leaks on my watch, don’t you worry.

Miller (2:45 pm ET): Good to hear, John. Let’s get back to work everyone.

Wiles (2:50 pm ET): Will do, Stephen. Let’s serve our great nation to the best of our abilities.

Witkoff (2:52 pm ET): Agreed! Let’s make America great again! 🇺🇸🔥

Gabbard (2:55 pm ET): I’m heading to my Russian class, guys. See you later!

Rubio (3:00 pm ET): Good luck with that, Tulsi. 😉