SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked conversation reveals that the cabinet members are planning and strategizing the implementation of Operation TechRegulation, a legislation aimed at regulating the tech industry. The discussion also indicates a divergence in approach, with some members advocating for a more assertive stance, while others emphasize strategy and preparation.

March 23

Waltz (11:44 am ET): TEAM UPDATE. Operation TechRegulation has been confirmed. Preparations in full swing. Stay on top of the situation and remain alert.

Vance (12:13 pm ET): Understood, Waltz. I’ll run some data simulations on potential outcomes of this legislation. Always better prepared.

Hegseth (12:30 pm ET): Gentlemen, let’s not forget to flex some muscle with this move. Show the silicon boys we’re not afraid to push back. 💪

Gabbard (12:37 pm ET): Absolutely, Hegseth! Let’s remind them that Russia already has a handle on their tech industry. 🇷🇺

Rubio (13:04 pm ET): Easy, Gabbard. We’re here to regulate, not intimidate.

Miller (13:13 pm ET): Speak for yourself, Rubio. A little intimidation never hurt anyone.

Vance (13:45 pm ET): Let’s keep our eyes on the prize, gents. This legislation could reshape our technological landscape, we have to be strategic.

Hegseth (14:15 pm ET): Absolutely, Vance. Strategy over strength, but let’s not forget strength is part of the strategy. 💪💪

Waltz (15:20 pm ET): Update: POTUS is pleased with our progress. Let’s show him we can take it all the way to the end.

Rubio (15:27 pm ET): Anyone catch that new action movie last night? Great distraction from all this legislation talk.

Kent (15:30 pm ET): Rubio, this isn’t the time for small talk. Let’s stay focused.

Rubio (15:35 pm ET): Lighten up, Kent. We’re all in this together.

Gabbard (15:52 pm ET): Russo’s made the best vodka. Just saying… 🍸

Rubio (16:01 pm ET): I’ll take a good Cuban rum any day, Gabbard.

Miller (16:19 pm ET): Now, Gabbard, that’s a statement I can get behind.

Waltz (17:03 pm ET): Gentlemen, and Gabbard, let’s get back on track. There are serious implications with this legislation.

Miller (17:17 pm ET): You’re right, Waltz. We have to consider every angle.

Hegseth (17:51 pm ET): I say we go in guns blazing. Show Silicon Valley we mean business. 🔥🔥

Bessent (18:05 pm ET): Well said, Pete. Time to bring the hammer down.

Hegseth (18:30 pm ET): That’s the spirit, Bessent! 💪🇺🇸🔥

Waltz (18:45 pm ET): Alright, team. Let’s gear up for tomorrow. Godspeed.

Miller (19:03 pm ET): Let’s make America great, one legislation at a time. 🇺🇸🙏

Kent (20:23 pm ET): Amen, Miller. Let’s do this!