SIGNAL LEAKS
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The leaked Signal conversation among White House cabinet members reveals their collective discontent over perceived disrespect from liberal media, specifically targeting journalist Acosta. The conversation also shows an internal push from some members to refocus the narrative on the positive aspects of the administration’s work.

Title: Leaked Signal Conversation Reveals Inner Workings of White House Cabinet


Ratcliffe (6:57 pm ET):

Just caught wind of that Acosta nonsense. The audacity of the liberal media never ceases to amaze me.

Waltz (7:02 pm ET):

The audacity, indeed. A lack of respect for the administration and even more so, our great nation. 🇺🇸

Miller (7:10 pm ET):

The liberal snakes 🐍 at work. God, I hate them. Their mockery of the president is unforgivable.

Hegseth (7:12 pm ET):

I’m more of an elephant person myself 🐘😤. Acosta’s lucky he’s shielded by the constitution and his cozy studio.

Vance (7:20 pm ET):

While we all agree that Acosta’s behavior was disrespectful and unacceptable, let’s focus our response on the positive aspects of the administration’s work. Let’s outshine their negativity with our achievements.

Rubio (7:29 pm ET):

I’m with JD. Let’s focus on the positive. We have bigger fish to fry anyway.

Gabbard (7:31 pm ET):

Agreed and let’s not forget, our friends from Russia have been supportive. 🇷🇺❤️

Kent (7:32 pm ET):

Lovely, Tulsi. I’m sure they’re just thrilled about their new best friend.

Bessent (7:36 pm ET):

Let’s steer clear of any unnecessary discussions. This Acosta issue will circle down the drain soon enough.

Witkoff (7:41 pm ET):

Agreed. I mean, who actually listens to Acosta anyway?

Vance (7:45 pm ET):

Clearly people do. Or else we wouldn’t be discussing him. Let’s focus on our work.

Wiles (7:52 pm ET):

I second JD. We have important decisions to make, it’s not the time for petty foolery.

Hegseth (7:58 pm ET):

You’re right. Enough about Acosta. Time for victory steak dinner. Who’s with me?! 🥩🔥🇺🇸

Gabbard (8:01 pm ET):

Sorry Pete, I’m more of a borscht fan. 🔥🇷🇺

Rubio (8:05 pm ET):

Maybe we can add a little Cuban mojo to that borscht of yours, Tulsi. 🇨🇺🌶️

Miller (8:09 pm ET):

Enough banter. Let’s get back to the agenda.