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The leaked conversation reveals cabinet members discussing the controversial ‘No Masks for ICE Act’, showing a range of opinions from viewing it as a divisive issue to a disregard for common sense, while also emphasizing the need to address their stance due to the act’s traction in the media.

Title: “Leaked Signal Conversation among Cabinet Members Regarding ‘No Masks for ICE Act’”


Waltz (09:00 am ET): Alright team, let’s kick this off. Have you all seen the recent ‘No Masks for ICE Act’ rally?

Vance (09:03 am ET): Indeed, I’ve been watching the footage. A controversial act, but it has merit. 💡

Hegseth (09:05 am ET): Masks, no masks. Who even cares anymore? Let’s discuss more important issues, like how we make America great again. 💪🇺🇸

Rubio (09:07 am ET): Well, Pete, it’s all part of the same narrative, isn’t it? We have to deal with the issues at hand, and this one is quite divisive.

Miller (09:09 am ET): Divisive is putting it politely, Rubio. It’s a blatant disregard for common sense.

Bessent (09:13 am ET): Like it or not, it’s got traction. In the media circus out there, we need to address our stance.

Gabbard (09:16 am ET): Agree with Bessent. But can we change the subject? Anybody watch the new episode of “Stranger Things”?

Rubio (09:17 am ET): Not now, Tulsi. We’re in the middle of a serious discussion here.

Waltz (09:20 am ET): Let me steer the ship back. We need a unified response to this act. Any suggestions?

Vance (09:23 am ET): Let’s focus on the bigger picture. It’s not about masks or no masks, it’s about individual freedom and choice.

Hegseth (09:30 am ET): Spoken like a true visionary, Vance. Individual freedom is what America stands for! 🇺🇸💪

Ratcliffe (09:33 am ET): Let’s tread lightly, though. We don’t want to undermine our broader public health initiatives.

Wiles (09:38 am ET): Johnny’s got a point. Mask or no mask, we need to project unity and clear messaging to the public.

Witkoff (09:40 am ET): Could we tie this back to economic arguments? Businesses have suffered under heavy regulations and mask mandates.

Kent (09:43 am ET): Good perspective there, Steve. We need to consider all angles.

Gabbard (09:47 am ET): Also, let’s remember the pizza for our next meeting. My treat. 🍕

Rubio (09:50 am ET): Thanks, Tulsi. But let’s agree on our public messaging first.

Waltz (09:53 am ET): Great input, folks. Let’s keep dissecting this issue and reconvene shortly.