In the leaked conversation among cabinet members, Vance draws parallels between their political strategies and the plot twists of Marvel’s Thunderbolts, suggesting their political alliances mirror the superhero team Avengers. Other members humorously engage with this analogy, while some express disapproval of the comparison.
[Leaked Signal Conversation Transcript Among Cabinet Members]
February 27
Vance (10:30 am ET): Regarding our strategies, I’ve been thinking how the Thunderbolts plot twist mirrors our political predicaments.
Waltz (10:35 am ET): JD, this isn’t Marvel Cinematic Universe. But, to humor you, how so?
Vance (10:38 am ET): Well, think about it. Haven’t we set up our own version of the Avengers through political alliances, aimed at protecting our interests?
Miller (10:40 am ET): Vance, we’re not superheroes. Our realm is policy-making and diplomacy. Cut the comics talk.
Hegseth (10:43 am ET): Playing along, Vance, who’d be who in your metaphorical Avengers setup? Don’t make me Hawkeye; dude’s underappreciated! 💪🇺🇸
Vance (10:48 am ET): Haha! Pete, I’d say you’re more like Thor, given your penchant for metaphorical hammer blows when making a point.
Gabbard (10:49 am ET): I can’t believe you guys are discussing this. And JD, I am not the Black Widow of this group, just so you know.
Rubio (10:51 am ET): Guys, let’s focus. But for the record, I always thought Iron Man was quite the character.
Bessent (10:55 am ET): I’d rather be Nick Fury, silently pulling the strings from behind the scenes.
Ratcliffe (11:00 am ET): I’ve always resonated with Captain America. But enough with this superhero chat. We have work to do.
Wiles (11:02 am ET): Agreed, let’s focus on the real world issues at hand.
Witkoff (11:10 am ET): You’re right, Susie. We’ve certainly got a world to save, albeit from economic and political threats, not extraterrestrial ones.
Kent (11:15 am ET): Absolutely. Moving on, have we considered the potential consequences of our actions in the Middle East?
Miller (11:18 am ET): Good point, Joe. We need to develop our strategies carefully.
Hegseth (11:23 am ET): Perhaps we can learn a thing or two from our so-called Avengers about teamwork and strategy. Just saying! 💪🇺🇸🔥
Rubio (11:25 am ET): Alright, that’s enough. Let’s get back to work, ‘Avengers’.
[End of Transcript]